we all know I have no life, so:

PETE HEGSETH'S THE ART OF WAR

1. Intelligence is for pussies and gays. Real men need WARFIGHTER INSTINCT.

2. Being more kinetic and lethal than the enemy is EVERYTHING. If you're a badass, they just surrender.

3. ALWAYS. BE. POSTING. CONTENT.

You thought he was dead? It’s Kurt Russell as Snake Plisken in Escape from New York

“Get a new President”

Also probably has a baby with a face like a bag of spanners.

Chapter 1 - have an intelligence service.
Chapter 2 - you don’t just need to kill the enemy, you also need to keep your army alive
Congratulations. You’ve just read the Art of War

And it was #caturday

Him: What would be your dream job
Me: Oh that's easy. Sitting on the back of a motorbike on the Tour de France pushing idiots into the ditch
Him: Oh come off it there's no such job
Me:

Area warlord fails to understand what the number one killer of soldiers has been in history

black and white photo of Prince sucking a lollipop and wearing a headscarf and high collar

10 years ago, Prince left this planet and it hit me like a truck. I still miss him all the time.

in his honor, I’ll be listening to housequake on repeat. please do something sexy in remembrance, he would love that ☔️

Did Kirby walk so Steranko could run?

Have you tried Oblique Strategies?

stoney.sb.org/eno/oblique....

that’s the secret sauce that made indie hit Vampire Survivor such a hit.
It was made by veterans who had learned all these dark flow techniques from nickle and diming micro transactions mobile games, but then they decided to use their powers for good.
A super addictive game that’s a one time buy.

Or why he was picked in the first place.

give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, add a fishing minigame and you entertain him for a lifetime

Me fishing badly in Crimson Desert

Retirement isn’t so bad. Time for hobbies.

The cyberattack on The British Library in October 2023 knocked out ebooks and almost ever other computer thing there for years.

Ebooks just came back. They were knocked out everywhere using the BL’s license (legal deposit libraries I think? More libraries?)

Distributed physical copies matter.

I just wish the media would stop pretending that anything he says about Iran is either true or matters.

You might as well ask the mad guy who lives under the bridge and shits into a KFC bucket.

That dude reads the newspapers that he sleeps in, so he’s probably far better informed.

The opportunity to study at a university without landing yourself with a lifetime of debt.

And decent pop videos. Nobody makes a good pop video these days.

Daily Mirror used to be a decent newspaper.

Now they are publishing one-source slop and the source is some fucking YouTuber.

BBC speed up the Travelator for Gladiator contestants they don’t like.

He needs to stop going on holiday. Things just go insane in his absence.
Or maybe that’s just recall bias, and things are always insane.

Sea salt and rubbing alcohol. Mix it up in a sealable sandwich bag, stick your bowel in the bag, wrap it tightly and shake it really hard for a few minutes.
The salt reacts with the alcohol and helps pull off the gunge.
Pour the whole sticky mess down the sink and hey presto, clean bowel.

This is a dance off. if you see this, repost with a dance or be eliminated

youtu.be/H7YTAy87Gdk?...

One day comrades, one day! 🇨🇦

Think there could be a big gap in the market for DMT.
Apparently you can trip your bollocks off and be back in the realms of reality within a lunch hour.
It could be rebranded as techbro acid. Business ‘shrooms.

Apple Music screen showing ‘Don’t Send Me Away’ by Garfield Fleming, with a super cheap but charming early 90s cover that took about five minutes to knock up with Corel Draw

This sounds exactly like it looks.
Glorious

Gil Scott Heron!

Did you make the same mistake as me?
You thought it said ‘Hot pirate gym’ and immediately signed up?

Just don’t turn up in full costume. Learn from my mistakes.

Great news! Can someone tell my bank account.