finally psychic getting the reputation it deserves

important

"And Alex... who DID NOT marry his cousin..."

Your brain: do I hear an encore? You, in bed "shut the fuck up, holy hell" Brain " Right about now it's time to rock with the bickity Buck Bumble"

me and this bag of mini eggs

my toaster is becoming too powerful how do i stop it???

theres no way australia has a news website called crikey

buzz lightyear from toy story is wearing a helmet that says space ranger lightyear Alt: buzz lightyear from toy story is wearing a helmet that says space ranger lightyear, he also looks very sad

“Where do *I* stand on the Nintendo Switch Pro Controller? You’re not SUPPOSED to stand on it lmao!”

Your longtime mutual who, unbeknownst to you, is a sentient amiibo:

9 games most formative to me across my life, in order of when i played them (i played wow when i was like 5 lmao)

man comes in with groceries wearing a shirt with a earthbound character on it with the text referencing super smash brothers reading "i main lucas"

you can really see the resemblance

They're calling waves the worst mathematical study known to man

holy fuck

Hat embroidered with “hello, i am fleeing the American century of humillation. Can you show me where to buy Mountain Dew Baja Blast?”

Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.

there is nothing on earth worse than being like... 40% sick. too ill to complete all the stupid shit you have to do, not ill enough to take the entire day off and feel justified about it

am i crazy or is this just cunty peter griffin

bc i follow u so its just like a priv :)

secretly every account is private because they don't push your posts to anyone

idk but i think only 72.9% of them will be successful

me when my hungry ass wants a lahmacun

every hearthstone deck ive ever played ranked by how much i like them, only top tier is ordered

every hearthstone deck ive ever played ranked by how much i like them, only top tier is ordered

how did jole get 5th twice? 🤔

meme with 4 characters, one saying to act like the onceler from the lorax, look like bill cipher from gravity falls, smoke like nagito komeda from danganronpa, and party like sans undertale

Hideo kojima when he has a idea

wow general relativity is kind of hard

Acrylic painting of a horse in a snail shell sitting in the grass under a hazy moon.

New painting for The Year of the Horse exhibit at Modern Eden Gallery in San Francisco. Symbolizing perseverance and enlightenment. Opening tonight 5-8pm www.moderneden.com/search?q=Amy...

"Inner Journey"
Acrylic on canvas
4" x 4"

#art #painting #surrealism #nature #horses #contemporaryart #snail

yeah tbf itd best if you cut 5 seconds off the end at the same time