This is why I don’t even get on dating apps anymore 🤣

I just watched a nigga try and park a hatchback for 7 mins into a regular ass spot… bruh…

I kept thinking that god was intervening in my runs by hitting the pause button while I was on the treadmill. It took me 3 trips to the gym to realize today that my di*k was hitting the stop button…. Tall people problems.

Stop it… we’re elite.

Aye… a $20 toy can give an orgasm… won’t impress your family tho.

2 minimum??

Lmao

Aye… I’m a man of the people.

Homie said y'all can get pleasure but everything else will cost ya 🤣🤣🤣

I like this price list

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Yes but…

Yes ma’am.

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Yes… I know they’re gonna want their moneys worth, and I know my worth.

Beautifully and aptly stated.

$100 per orgasm (2 Orgasm minimum)

$300 polite conversation (2-hours)

$500 impress your co-workers/family (6-hours)

$1000 make your ex jealous (1 month)

Kamala Harris was not planning an ethnic cleansing to pave the way for golf course courses…

Both sides were never the same.

Proud Boys Lose Control of Their Name to a Black Church They Vandalized A judge awarded the trademarked name and symbols to a Washington church to help satisfy a $2.8 million judgment against the far-right group.

Lmao happy Black history month 😭😭

www.nytimes.com/2025/02/03/u...

sometimes your humbleness makes people think they can try you

Good morning ladies. I just wanted to remind you that wearing workout clothes doesn’t burn calories. Some of y’all been walking around here delulu lemon.

Aries… but big shout out to Pisces and Libras. They all nasty, and I love it.

I really started from the bottom and now my kids a hitting on my shoulders waiting for me to get to the next level for them.

It’s kinda nice being unknown online. I’m enjoying this.

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Guess I’m not watching the second half of that game…