Idiot plot

true knawledge

fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this

This Postman Situation is CONCERNING

We recommend avoiding general and often dehumanizing "the" labels such as the poor, the mentally ill, the French, the disabled, the college-educated. Instead, use wording such as people with mental illnesses. And use these descriptions only when clearly relevant. 9,742 L7 19.4K 43.8K 个 AP The Associated Press @AP Replying to @APStylebook The use of "the French" in this tweet by @AP was inappropriate and has caused unintended offense. An updated tweet is upcoming. 12:18 AM • Jan 27, 2023 • 382.8K Views

Happy 3 year anniversary to this post

chat gpt is actually just the brain of a people pleasing intern who was kidnapped and harvested, thats why it always agrees with you and is kinda dumb

"AI is gunna take your job" yeah id like to see AI nmap a loopback address

Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe:

osha inspector: this is your third annual inspection have noted a failure to comply with high-visibility requirements

santa: but the colours clash with the whimsical costumes!

osha inspector: I'm sorry sir, we're going to have to shut you down

santa: but its Christmas!!!

A very bot looking account, new, no followers, following 100 people

List of followers, all named James

List of followers, all named James

List of followers, all named James

Hilarious find of the day, a bot account that follows only accounts with "James" as their names or in their profiles

microsoft product (begging, pleading): save this document to my documents?

me: save to desktop

microsoft (twitching, shaking) this jpeg. save to pictures?

me: save to desktop

microsoft (weeping, throwing up): this email attachment... downloads?

me: desktop

cloudflare's on-duty IT staff bangs on the doors which I have padlocked from the inside as I calmly break open lava lamp after lava lamp and drink the contents

Jim Ward

Chet Ubetcha from The Fairly OddParents

Doug Dimmadome from The Fairly OddParents

Jeff Garcia isn't the only NickToons VA we lost yesterday, unfortunately.

Jim Ward, the voice of Chet Ubetcha and Doug Dimmadome on The Fairly OddParents, also passed away then due to Alzheimer's at the age of 66. parade.com/news/jim-war...

Farewell, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome.

ah, the dipshit ouroboros

Poster for the Internet Archive's 2026 Public Domain Film Remix Contest, featuring the "Lockette," a cartoon character with an open lock, seated in a director's chair, legs crossed, and holding a megaphone. Projected on a screen to her right is a frame from the 1930 film "King of Jazz". Illustrated by Freya Morgan.

🎬 Enter the 2026 Public Domain Film Remix Contest!

Remix & reimagine treasures from 1930—early sound films, cartoons, music, literature & art—and turn them into unique films.

📅 Deadline: Jan 7, 2026
💰 First prize: $1,500
ℹ️ Details: blog.archive.org/2025/12/01/2...

#contest #film #publicdomain

john wick's famous "but now yeah i'm thinking i'm back" scene but it's altered to say "but now yeah i'm thinking i'll nap"

every day between 2-3pm 🥱

Mirror says whore in lipstick

Windows erasing your Linux bootloader

I don’t think people with salaried jobs have any fucking clue what people who offer ~luxury~ services are experiencing

hairdressers, therapists, tattoo artists, piercers, nail technicians, masseuses, bartenders, waitstaff, house cleaners, & yes sex workers are being absolutely ratfucked rn

A series of posts reading, from oldest at the bottom to newest at the top: alright well it's been 18 hours since the post with my name and address has been up and reported and it's still not down, so I'll probably just see if i can get this account permanently suspended for funsies now. Bluesky Head of Trust and Safety found attempting to fornicate with computer in San Francisco HQ In meeting with investors, Bluesky CEO Jay Graber announces $SKY, a cryptocurrency project utilizing users' posts

in case anyone was wondering wtf happened to @thelouvreof.bsky.social/Louvre of Bluesky: the creator got doxxed, bsky did nothing, and they decided to go out in a blaze of glory

happy cloudflare outage day to all who celebrate

technology used to be cool, but now it’s owned by the worst, most moneysick humans on the planet. but there are transsexual furry hackers out there still fighting the good fight

make sure to stick some shielding behind it for added warms and wall protection

oh dear

whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight

reskeet with a tweet you still think about

your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️

theres a high skill ceiling to this one folks laugh at your own risk