go my kobolds, one hundred thousand server biting blast

kobolds will deadass look you in the eyes and yip

dragon: congratulations tiny biting cave lizards , that is 100 posts. I gotta dip back into my archive and refill the scheduler with more
kobold who thought this meant dragon is 3d printing kobolds: 😨

Fun fact, there was no movie called Kobold 1. The first movie in the Kobold series was its sequel. 😮

thank you for 500 kobolds ! you will be bitten until nothing is left

🪦

straight to vhs movie titled kobold 2

dont forget sdfgkjhsdfglk(final)(final)2.png
theyre not related they just wanted the name

kobold holding down back

52 kobold pickup

what would u do if u saw a kobold but then it-
kobold: I summon you.. GREAT DESSERT STORM 
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you want to pet a kobold, but its holding down back. it could sonic boom or flash kick at anytime. do you pet it?

kobold: ratio 
dragon: what
many kobolds: ratio ratio ratio ratio ratio ratio
dragon: nooooooooo

kobold mind virus

theyre really good at that

adopted kobold named sdfgkjhsdfglk.png

how are u

dragon hand pointing at a kobold short kinda t-posing

what the hell is that

kobold?

how will this affect the meta

The official kobold color.

dragon: lets make out 
kobold: yes 
dragon: 
kobold: 
dragon: how 
kobold: im not sure 
dragon: i gotta use my feet? i think ??

kobold: are they .. y'know... 
🫸             🫷
fox: yyYYEEAAAA
fox and kobold: YEEAAAAAAAAA

kobold: your fat 
dragon as big as a blimp: 🥺 really

dragon: I'm going to step on you!! 
kobold: b but.. that'll hurt..
dragon: hm.. your right
kobold: you should do it but  very gently 
dragon: yeah!! thanks idiot!! you're going to get it now!! 
(steps on very gently) 
kobold: (moans) 
dragon:

whats ur favorite animal thats not a dragon or kobold

dragon pretend humping kobold: get pregnant get pregnant! 
kobold: haha lol
(at the doctor's office) 
doctor: you are super pregnant 
kobold with huge egg inside them: wtf 
dragon: wtf
doctor: that's one stage above normal pregnant

do not the kobold, unless it is very funny

kobold: feeling kinda down today 
notification: it's booster pack opening time! 
kobold: wow 
kobold: yippee

dragon: now make a kobold oc
fox: that'll be-
dragon : make sure they have no common stereotypes like yipping, being chaotic evil for fun, having a dump truck butt, or being the not so bright lovable side character 
fox: what 
fox: 
fox: tf u want me to do