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Posts by Alice Lastname

Uno!

1 week ago 1 0 0 0

This means we’re all going together, RIGHT?!

3 weeks ago 3 0 1 0

Park

3 weeks ago 0 0 0 0

And yet, this is you off your game.

1 month ago 1 1 1 0

She knows what she did.

1 month ago 0 1 0 0

Herd ranching.

2 months ago 1 0 0 0

Celine!

2 months ago 0 0 1 0
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The husbands have names, Shane Patrick. We’re more than just baubles.

4 months ago 3 0 1 0

Peter!

4 months ago 2 0 0 0

Great, now I’m dealing with unseasonal depression related to speedo season. Thanks for nothing.

4 months ago 1 0 1 0
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Justice for Big Business!

4 months ago 1 0 0 0

Always making it about him. And I wouldn’t have it any other way.

6 months ago 5 0 1 0

He knows.

6 months ago 3 0 0 0

Confirmed.

6 months ago 3 0 0 0
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LFG, please.

6 months ago 0 0 1 0

We’re all waiting for answer.

7 months ago 1 0 1 0
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7 months ago 2 0 0 0

Founded by (and named for) a Quaker abolitionist named John Lynch. But impossible for me to hear the name and not link it to racial violence.

7 months ago 2 0 1 0

This is the absolute truth.

7 months ago 0 0 0 0

I think you misspelled hole.

7 months ago 0 0 0 0
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8 months ago 2 0 0 0

Watch it.

8 months ago 2 0 2 0

#bridgevibes, baby.

8 months ago 1 0 0 0
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9 months ago 1 0 0 0

Look at that trademark Shearer lazy eye.

9 months ago 1 0 0 0
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9 months ago 1 0 1 0
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9 months ago 1 0 1 0
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10 months ago 1 0 0 0

Look at that asshole who photobombed you two!

10 months ago 1 0 1 0

It was!

10 months ago 3 0 1 0