A giddy “Bang!” echoes through the papal apartments.

I’m going to be there and I’m going to be fucking loud. Let’s go!

Gotta fucking suck to start.

The show about New York?

Penguins best play is “draw a penalty”. Fuck this team.

Earned it all year.

The design direction was these, but even less subtle:

We're gonna win

Well shit. I didn’t believe there could be anything that’d make me want this more for the Flyers. And Pat stepped up.

Malkin has always been the dirtiest Penguin. I respect Sid’s game, but fuck Malkin forever.

The last gasp of the softest team ever supported by the lamest bandwagon dorks and the full weight of the league’s collusion and, nevertheless, the Flyers are thriving against it.

Martone. Good god.

Trying to pass as the Predators and temper my disdain. But I’m seeing through it.

Strike looking?

I’d rather just turn down the power plays maybe?

You owe her.

@andrewkinsey.bsky.social?

Oh, I remember. Fuck that ref. 🤡

I did that yesterday, but in my defense, I really didn’t want any more notifications from that stupid lady.

I hear you but I’m also just done after going on 20 years of the Penguins getting every. single. call. And them and their fans whining like they don’t get enough.

Swallow those whistles assholes.

I’m not autistic, but I love every device in the house that plays a happy little ditty and loathe all of the beeping ones.

I would like to see the basketball outfit he sources on his own, frankly.

Fuck it we’ll do it dead

Like even if any of this made a clear case or a close case under a hyper technical reading of the rules, I am certain that the rules themselves contain an explicit catch all about the general good of the profession that would make all of it irrelevant.

One must ask, why even do this? Who is this for?

[Furiously punching buttons on my imaginary calculator] I have us on pace to see you play basketball.

Nah, that guy didn’t seem like the self reflective type.

Look at these fools and their volition.