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the independent headline reading Netflix, every mobie and tv series being removed from streaming service in may

this business decision strikes me as a bit extreme ngl

I don't think that's true. I think they're just far away

I take off my blindfold. Before me is a gory tableau of death and destruction, bodies strewn across the landscape. The piñata is unscathed.

Monday.

Wednesday

Still my favourite photo of Nancy Reagan sitting on Mister T’s lap at Christmas.

If my daughter were a little younger I think we might lose her within it.

Dr Henry Jones & Indiana Jones

Bathroom gender silhouette signs. One looks a secret service agent in a suit, the other a vampire complete with cape

Ah yes, the two genders: Secret Service Agent and Vampire

Need to check in with Twlldun

See Twitter DMs

Wrong thread David

I can’t seem to give them away. You can have mine if you want?

The DuoLingo owl with the message “you’ve reviewed all your mistakes!”

When my brain lets me go to sleep at 3am:

A boy stands at the top of an insanely steep hill that ends in an ocean pier. He has one foot on a skateboard.

Here's an oil painting by Ron Francis that freaks me out whenever I see it.

My mate genuinely wanted to be a bin man as "they only work Wednesdays"

My wife when remarking about my figure

ITV’s Good Morning Britain is running a thinly-sourced story that Meghan Markle could replace Dianne Feinstein in the US Senate as its lead discussion. Presenter Ed Balls is asking for audience views. The problem is someone else filled the Senate seat two hours ago. Let’s see when they notice.

They asked a primary school child for the details didn't they?

Welp, we rejected our first candidate for previously working on cryptocurrency projects. We're serious about this, folks. It's not that it raises questions about your judgment. It's that it answers those questions.

Glad they qualified it with “wildly different” otherwise I’d have thought they’ve gone quite mad.

But odd isn’t it

A relief not to see the faces of a dog and David GCSE