*thyself

Perfecting this right now actually

This betrayal shall be remembered.

If I'm given a quest to kill Rift Shades, I expect that quest to be titled "Rifty Shades of Grey". Sadly, it was not.

Yeah what’s a little occupation.

When in doubt, add more garlic.

bruh

They should start a law firm.

“Quality alone no longer beats gravity.”

Of the many wise things you have said, this may be the most succinct, and needs to be shouted from the rooftops.

I’m not saying it’s due to questionable parenting but Il’gynoth has a bad habit of dropping spoilers. Just because you can see the future doesn’t mean you need to whisper it to anyone who’ll listen.

The Inconvenient Faith of Stephen Colbert The core of why Trump World hates him.

"It’s statements like these from Mr. Colbert that have rankled many rightwing fundamentalists over the years because they can’t simply claim he’s being inaccurate or even particularly judgy."

Will be interested to hear details if/when there is an announcement.

Didn’t realize how much I needed that Superman.

Just write a thousand novels and you’ll be set for life!

Yeah but do you love millies for millions?

This is the way.

Infuriating. Please thank your wife for all the good she’s done and know it helped make the world a better place.

Wut

Been on this plane for five minutes and only just realized it doesn’t have a screen to watch movies. Send thoughts and prayers fam.

Lady Gaga looking like a Romulan high commander

She looks like she's planning to kidnap Geordi La Forge en route to Risa and manchurian candidate him to kill the Klingon governor

I mean, people still play Oregon Trail.

When I say I’m busy multitasking, I mean I’m scratching my cat’s neck with my right hand while rubbing my dog’s belly with my left.

The word you were looking for was “inevitable”.

two men are driving a red van with the words `` no point in steering now '' on the dashboard . ALT: two men are driving a red van with the words `` no point in steering now '' on the dashboard .

A movie you've watched more than six times, using only GIFs.

Not religious, but I believe in the Holy Trinity.

I aged 10 years over the course of the fourth quarter and OT.

Santa in his sleigh with a bag of gifts… yeah yeah yeah yeah.

He was a phenomenal Caesar.

It’s really good. I hope they pick up the other seasons.