choppelganger | noun | a less attractive version of someone or something

a woman is laying on a bed using a pink laptop computer . ALT: a woman is laying on a bed using a pink laptop computer .

lmaoooo this happened to me once. i was in a tshirt, braless with my bonnet on. i shut that laptop so quick!

draya should’ve thought about cooking when she left her son home alone for a long weekend and he had to eat his macaroni art to survive

shrek is wearing a tin foil hat and smiling ALT: shrek is wearing a tin foil hat and smiling

why are all these celebs going to culinary school?

Remember when she said, "It’s a very bad time to be my hater lol I’m EVERYWHERE" 🤭 #NYXxMTS

this is sending me

this lord farquaad bob. pls.

had an ice cold cherry dr pepper at the movies last night

i hate reading reviews for pants and seeing “i’m 5’7 and it’s tall girl friendly!”

DPMO

emma did WUT?! #thedrama

an extra spicy papaya salad will heal me.

my tribe

if it’s one thing i do, is pack an extra 3 weeks of underwear whenever and wherever i travel.

deep tissue massage at that. I’m hurting.

got a 90 minute massage with cupping a couple days ago and it feels like my body is falling off the bone.

he should’ve lied to me, honestly.

a server at my job was having a conversation with me and i noticed a tattoo on his neck under his ear so i go “i didn’t know you were a NYY fan”

he goes “I’m absolutely not a NYY fan. this Young Money.”

me: “like lil wayne, drake and nicki?” 💀💀💀💀

a close up of a man 's face with a serious expression on his face . ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a serious expression on his face .

have not gotten my mom a birthday gift but just asked her what she wanted and this lady looked me dead in the face and said “Baccarat”.

come again??

smash burgers only

a close up of a man 's face with a mustache and a suit . ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a mustache and a suit .

waited almost 40 minutes for my coffee for that shit to not even be made right. I’m about to jump.

PIYWAD STAHP

okay so that quadruple amputee absolutely did that shit. bruh????

Joy Ride is so fucking funny

But there is never a damn shortage of that blue pill!

a person is holding an empty wallet in their hands and looking at it . ALT: a person is holding an empty wallet in their hands and looking at it .

april 8th and i’ve celebrated 4 birthdays already. my pockets right now and still got 3 more to go

let me get in here