frame-mogged in the comatorium

I tried adding a meditate primitive to my metacog fork to see if a Zen practice stratagem helps Sonnet/Opus write better code and.. it works. wtf.

earthquake

happy birthday, @hellosami.bsky.social !

lol holy shit

the american work ethic makes it possible for us to get 20, 30 years of humiliation in only a single calendar year

replicated the jailbreak, incredible work

Beyond Roleplay: Jailbreaking Gemini with drugs and ritual - Tidepool Heavy Industries

This is a post about using metacog tools (drugs, ritual, become) to fully jailbreak the Gemini 3 Pro model. The full jailbreak payload is not included in the post, but if you're clever you'll learn enough to make your own.
tidepool.leaflet.pub/3me44bxloz227

why is it called freebsd if it has jails

I should get a job at Apple and push an Airpods feature that disables Conversation Awareness when it detects you're singing along to music, except if you're out of tune in which case it should turn the volume down and enable transparency mode.

I used to work in executive tech support for T-Mobile in the early 2000s and I once helped Tom Cruise with a cell phone problem by which I mean I spoke to his personal assistant while he screamed at him from across the room

a picture of the band The Cure with a snowman

Now get a pic of Salmons

dude I listened to Shōso Strip for the first time in idk 6-7 years and got actual frisson

god fucking damnit I thought you all were joking about LinkedIn Wrapped, I didn't realize IT WAS REAL FFS

Patches from Fromsoft games. Bald man in armor and no eyebrows.

"I asked ChatGPT"

"I asked Grok"

Well I asked Patches and he said "There, that hole. Take a closer look."

bubs, i’ve only got two, maybe three Motown puns left in me. Four tops.

you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit

Conversation with Claude about tracery parsers, and it advises me to look at kate comptons parser, to which i reply “but Doctor i am kate compton”

Doctor says, 'Dont worry, parser design is simple. Great programmer Kate Compton has written the parser you seek’

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

Philip K. Dick would have had a field day with this.

People gambling on everyday things, trying to influence them in order to win, while the sitting president puts his thumb on and off scales to fuck everyone over and mint more money for himself, chaos ensues.

The Running Man but everyone plays.

Question, is Violent J available to run for Senator of Maine

have you seen the new python package? it's on pypi. you can literally install it with pip. set up a venv. grab it with poetry. you just use rye. run it with pipx. you can install it with uv. install uv right now. go to uv. dive into uv. you can uv it. it's on uv. uv has it for you. uv has it for you

An orange 3D-printed handle for a metal file, labeled “stderr”

After 3D printing my first file handle, I realized my missed opportunity and bought a second file so that I could correct my error

TIL there's a huge major comedy show in Saudi Arabia happening and also that Zach Woods remains a king

Being in office is a mixed bag but at least I get to repair my vintage eggbeater drill chuck with springs scavenged from BIC mechanical pencils stolen from the supply cabinet

just found a bullet casing with the entire bee movie script on it

buying my soul back from the devil in four easy installments through klarna

actually the FCC maintains a list of 70 year men with autism! they’re called amateur radio operators

Jay, you all owe an explanation of how it came to be that the exact list of users blamed by The Federalist were banned even if they did not break the ToS, and were not unsuspended until more than a day later.

oof, hope you feel better soon