Screwfix and B&Q have the same parent companies 😬

She went out for the evening, no?

A red wine stain potentially?

One year deal, for sure. May no longer be our first choice, but still class

Same here as well. Grew up with cats, but as an adult moved to team dog

Despite the sausage slurs, I can definitely vouch for Chris pounding the streets near where I walk my dog.

A very worthy cause as you know all too well

A very decent player. But you'd hope it would take more than just 'moments' to rank him above Tonali

A quick check of this mornings timeline makes me wonder if the world has already becone so 🦇 💩 crazy, we no longer need the timely jolt that is April Fools day?

Used to have this classic...

When I was a child my mother bought a hostess trolley. It looked insane in our cramped little house. But she'd spent the cash and insisted we use it all the time, bumping and scratching as we went. It was, in every way, a worse experience than just carrying stuff yourself. This is a post about AI.

Aye, I'd bet my house on it. Right on cue for his new manager bounce to run out of momentum 😅

Just a poor attempt at humour, sorry 😓

You still living next to the upturned tack factory?

I have actually been out a couple of warmer weekends too, plus on shorter round trips. But most winters the bike hibernates in those 5m of GMT. If you are anywhere around Jesmond/Gosforth our wider "old blokes on bikes" (OBOB's) are a pretty welcoming crowd. Mostly just an excuse to visit the pub

You sound like the same kind of fair weather cyclist as me. Been out with the dog and decided the wind was a bit too bracing to risk doing similar this afternoon. Clocks spring forward tonight though so the 🚴 season officially opens

Agree it's not been a good season for Wissa, but he'll come good if he can avoid further injuries and have even half a pre-season. Way too soon to be writing that deal off

Selling early, without inclination, would have made no sense to a club who had just won a cup. Doing so because Liverpool wanted us to really would have being giving in to bullies.
Holding on to him may have been a (strong arm) option, but then you risk his toxicity flowing through the squad.

Looks like it's on fire too

Latest Luke Edwards piece suggests what you say @greyeyemagpie.bsky.social

There's some truth in what you say, but I'd argue the bigger clubs have always tried to unsettle players from "smaller" clubs.
Isak saga got so toxic that standing up to the bully wasn't an option. Others saying we should have sold him sooner in the summer. Can't do both

Uefa fears impact of new Premier League spending rules Uefa is seriously concerned that the Premier League's new financial rules could further impact competitive balance.

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

That's horrific. Hope you're both doing ok

Can't wait for the next installment of "how tall are people I've never heard of"

Judge them next season. Eddie will get a tune out of both him and big Nick

Yeah, a neighbours house has one. Gives you a real springtime boost. But theirs is already well on the turn

Probably bollox but liked the look of links, earlier this week, to Lens keeper Robin Risser

Think you've mis-read the piece. £47m WAS their investment. The fine is a mere £10m