> "... who is this blue spiky creature I'm hearing about- is it something the Dib-human came up with- what."

> "...
I may never understand these inferior beings, GIR."

[#/ I ate a dirt taco yesterday.]

> "Good for you, GIR. Good for you."

[🎥] > "Easy for someone with puny knowledge on Irken technology to make such STUPID accusations! If anything, this proves just how durable my evil minions are and how great the Tallests are for giving me their strongest SIR Unit!"

[🎥] > "If you're trying to break GIR with that it won't work! He's somehow completely functional even with several parts missing!
... Don't ask how I know that."

> "I think I can figure something out! A mere human is not enough for the almighty Irken Armada!"

> "THE FILTHY DIB-HUMAN!! But uh, other than that, no."

Damn, you really gonna do Tak dirty here too, huh?

"I mean, even on my worst days, I'm still at my best when it comes to my plans of world domination.!
I don't blame you youngsters for your exhaustion, though. All you ever knew were sweet, laidback times!"

"Couldn't be me, that's for sure.!"

"Honestly I think that's a given for a good majority of us!
That secretary suit is SO out."

"... well, when Orbot said he found a strange rift leading somewhere, this was not what I was expecting.

Oh well! I basically have the same job as before, so this is manageable."

> [A swap has occurred! The Unstable Emperor is temporarily substituting for the Irken Invader!]

🕵️ {Yes, this is an actual episode. That they actually broadcasted. That kids actually SAW.)

> "Use a Temporal Object Displacement Device to send rubber piggies into the filthy human's past that will effect his future by being swapped with objects of importance, making him suffer physically and psychologically until he dies a slow, painful, AGONIZING DOOMY DEATH!"

ZIM HAS NO NEED FOR THE ICE CREAM! (... but it's secretly Lemon Sherbet.)

GIR will literally eat anything flavor.

> "Who is this... "Soar-rah".?"

<"SORA was a Genera-">

> "Nonono, the one from the video game, not the pitiful earth AI."

Computer just pulls up a Simple Wiki page on Kingdom Hearts.

> "... He seems puny."

🕵️ {hey
Does anyone know about globs of doom?
It'll make this more understandable-)

> "Time to scout."

🕵️ {FINALLY, THE THREAD GOT OUT!!!!)

But anyways, to wrap up my report: All is well, considering they all seem busy, lying low seems to be a good plan, and the humans will meet their doom shortly. The last part I will make sure of.

End entry."

「 #ROBOBOTMONSTERZ 」

... as for the other one, it has seemingly changed form, but retains its memory...
It seems to be... fond of GIR and I, especially me, which... I guess is convenient. I'll have to ask computer about what that means, but it hasn't been let out of the device yet, as a precaution.

[⇒]

The pitiful humans have no idea... they live oblivious to their own end that's rapidly approaching them! Once Phase Three has begun, they'll struggle and scream for their filthy lives, and over time...

BOW BEFORE THE MIGHT OF ZIIIIIIIM! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

[⇒]

-it out for a test one outside its digital confinements so see if it works in the real world. If it succeeds, then I will finally prepare for the control of all Deegeemon on Urth, and conquer the planet once and for all, pleasing the Almighty Tallests... wherever they are.

[⇒]

[Log Date #032226]

> "Irken Invader ZiM speaking, with new progress on Operation Cyber Beasts. After treacherous attempts at trying to finalize the signals, I have successfully perfected each frequency needed to control these Deegeemon. I am planning to take-

[⇒]

[🎥] For once, I have to agree

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GOOD FRRREAKING LUCK BEFRIENDING HIM IF HE DOESN'T TRY TO ABDUCT YOU ON SIGHT-

🕵️ {It's just twitter not knowing anything else about Scott Pilgrim VS The World other than what was literally said in the first page)

[🎥] THERE'S MULTIPLE CREATURES OF POWER?!?!

Write this down, GIR, WRITE IT DOWN-

<- Lol who needs a lover when you're a superior Irken invader XD

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