// been not around because I’ve been writing on tumblr again. I may come back to this one day but it was fun while it lasted.
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[ he continues, watching her lean into him as he then presses a kiss to the top of her head. ]
And you are more beautiful than ever.
HA. He wishes.
Promise? 🥺
You all need The Maker. I’m going back to bed.
WHY I DONT NEED TO KNOW
[ he reaches down to press his fingers against her temples, slowly massaging to alleviate the pressure. ]
I’m really getting too old for this.
*covers his face.* uh huh—yeeep. I am very happy for you.
Understatement, my dear. Truly.
Oh.
😡😡😡😡😡
Why? Are you going to try to bathe me again?
😡
It’s not too late for us to run off, darling.
😡
Why must you torture me?
Oh for the love of—stop. I’m not repressed.
Nnnno I don’t. I had the hiccups yesterday that’s it!
Uh—what I did?! What did I do?!
Why is a desire demon here? Who is sinning?
You want company? I’m pretty handy against them myself. Allegedly.
[ spins around, eyes widened then they narrow. ]
That was rude.
And what a skill it is!
[ watches her, smirking. ]
No need to be sour.
You know what, why not. If anything, it’ll look funny.
No need to apologize. I’m well past it.
But it’s definitely worth a shot—my thanks.
Do they? Didn’t really have a mother so can’t really fact check that.
That’s bizarre but worth a shot.
[ stares at her, pulling his lips in trying not to laugh. ]
Well I’m entertained, at least.
[ hiccups again. ]
[ blinks, then hiccups. ]
Nope.
Just eating peanut butter is gonna solve this? [ not at all convinced. ]