You know how you don’t have a type but you have types?

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I never bring stuff from over yonder.
But when I tell you I just FUCKING HOLLERED at this tweet.
😭 😭 😭

Describe your taste in men using four actors:

🤣🤣🤣 man I’d never know that answer lol

Manifesting greatness…

MOOD:

a woman says " i never saw him again " in a netflix advertisement ALT: a woman says " i never saw him again " in a netflix advertisement

Period!

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three women are sitting in a crowd of people and one of them is taking a picture of herself with her phone . ALT: three women are sitting in a crowd of people and one of them is taking a picture of herself with her phone .

A gem 💎

Soon as I get home…

an elderly woman is sitting in a crowd of people and making a sad face . ALT: an elderly woman is sitting in a crowd of people and making a sad face .

Black Americans watching everyone else finally get scared:

Please someone come and take her for a week… I’m mf tired of parenting!

Had my mouth ready for some steak and shrimp 🌮 lol.

This is just… I have no words! I’d have to go meet her at her front door 🤣🤣🤣

a man in a white shirt is sitting in a dugout and making a funny face . ALT: a man in a white shirt is sitting in a dugout and making a funny face .

Listen! I was trying to get some tacos after work today…

a man in a blue shirt is sitting in the back seat of a car . ALT: a man in a blue shirt is sitting in the back seat of a car .

Handcuff me please…

a man wearing headphones says i was a victim . ALT: a man wearing headphones says i was a victim .

Know this all too well…