The Quiet Things That No One Ever Posts

what is she up to

can’t explain it i just intuitively know when music is Good as in Based as in Divinely Inspired in a way most people don’t

logging on

guy i’m flirting with sent me a tweet and said “you to me” but i can’t see it because rAtE LiMiT eXcEeDed & now i understand

call me a “newsky” to my face see what happens

When the twitter mutual doesn't follow you back here

can’t believe the ugly billionaire ruined twitter (sarcastic)

Omg

hello blsky

(at my second rodeo)

Oh, ok, this makes more sense now

started following random people on here for some reason maybe I’ll follow like 1000

just found out grimace is ethically non monogamous

love to watch Yellowstone and imagine there are still men in the world who would throw a chair through a glass wall and take some bullets for me

that’s right

Bar narnarnarnar narnarnar nar nar nar nar YEAH

and all the girlies say I’m pretty gay for a gay guy

hi ned !

i am once again thinking about seminal alternative rock band Alice in Chains

being at the playground with toddlers is a lot like being online

having viral tweets is no fun anymore

i took the best nap today. my exciting life !

my entire 20s I thought I was fat like a lumbering BEAST and now i want to go back in time and punch myself in the face

gaslighting my cat

being a writer is 90% avoiding writing at all costs

i love him

convinced that 90% of marital problems would be solved by the revival of separate bedrooms

What is the skeet ?

Will some one please define what a skeet is ?

wow i haven’t had 0 followers in 10000 years … the freedom ….