Yeah you know what it’s your house now

That’s Detroit Pistons legend Luke Kennard to me!

I am gonna go out on a limb that the snack bar at my nephews baseball game’s matcha is not good

I’ve thought about ways to spice up my Instagram and I’ve been thinking about posting my sourdough creations on there with songs that don’t match the vibe, like Big Mama and stuff like that

I’m staying at my brother’s baseball house and I forgot that for men under the age of 24 this is peak interior designing

Gross

My girlfriend’s grandpa called her today to wish her a happy birthday and after two minutes he asked if I was available because he had some things he wanted to talk to me about “our” padres

Simpsons ass donut

55 donut btw for those keeping track at home

The “I’m not arguing because I’m always right” shirt guy seems like someone I wanna hang out with at the gym

Ugh Sora is being shut down, how else will my mom send me AI videos of animals doing backflips

Arby’s?

I once put a rattlesnake in someone’s car

“We are sperialing towards communism”

A hot-button issue where I live is the closure of some desert areas to protect the desert tortoises. I can assure you the Facebook comments are thoughtful, well-reasoned, and completely free of grammatical errors.

The “my pronouns are fuck/you” shirt is telling me you are a really cool guy

I was wondering why the gym was playing future and Carly Rae Jepsen…turns out my headphones disconnected

We don’t need to promote Zach Yorke, it’s totally fine not to

My nephew told me today I have no motion, little does he know he’s right

Top right corner. Can't help but wonder if The Simpsons paid subtle tribute to Dan McQuade in tonight's set-in-Philadelphia 800th episode.

My most controversial baseball opinion is if someone isn’t performing the national anthem and they have a pre recorded version of it, you shouldn’t have to stand

What’s wrong babe you barely touched your kurachino

When people say there are good cops, they are only talking about chief wiggum

If he’s got no fans I’m dead

To the dude who laughed at me for having a hole in my sock in the sauna, just know I’m praying on your downfall

Riptide by VanceJoy

Selling things on Facebook marketplace and the rush you get from it is how it must feel to be on a trader on Wall Street

I’m working on some open world rankings and I gotta say this Roch Cholowsky guy is pretty good, the White Sox should draft him

Oh fuck yeah the Giants signed prime Tony Gwynn for $12M

Snail

I wonder what this snail thinks about non debuted prospect lists