Me watching Ant or Julius play isolation basketball

Communist hoops is back on the menu

functional man man

This is absolutely what I meant by that reply and certainly not “mad man” which was mistyped

You’re a man man

Happy 6pm tip-off to all those that celebrate

That’s not true, Ant ‘injuries’ probably takes that, but this is top 2

Saddest I’ve ever been for .2 seconds

Ayo Dosunmu is a 3-level scorer that immediately injects pace, can pass and defend at a high level and more than likely solves the ‘we need a running mate for Ant’ problem for the foreseeable future.

All it took was 2 deep bench players and 2RPs. Tim you’ve done miracles on us.

Crafted the perfect NBA player:

New The Missing Wolves! 🐺🏀

@adukemn.bsky.social is joined by @tallsdurf.bsky.social and @dukeschindlertv.bsky.social to talk Monday’s Wolves win, Ayo Dosunmu’s triple-double, Julius Randle in Dallas, Anthony Edwards’ return & more!

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“I miss you like a free throw” is S(haq)-tier.

If you still need a Valentine’s Day Card to tell that special someone just how you feel, got you covered!

4th Annual @nopantscrunch.bsky.social Timberwolves V-day cards just dropped.

A thread:

Thank you!

Thank you my liege!

Been a minute Bluesky, just popping in to say hello. I have a 7 week old child now which is cool, the Wolves are good again and Fuck ICE forever.

NEW EPISODE OUT NOW

• JULIUS RANDLE IS THE TREE JERSEYS GOD

• HEY WHERE’D THE DEFENSE GO?

• THE HUNT FOR BEN SOLO

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Thank you sire, the Nate Alliance is STRONG

Thank you @fiveburger.bsky.social that is nice and I appreciate it and also you!

He’s taking the MVP this year

In hindsight, license pic #3 was way too much of a over correction

NEW EPISODE OUT NOW

• BUY/SELL/HOLD SEASON PROGNOSTICATION SEGMENT

• @twowordspod.bsky.social COLLAB

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Back again by popular demand, the field is set for the 2025 Wolves Things Bracket

Round 1 voting will kick off tomorrow #WolvesThings2025

Saturday at HeadFlyer Brewing in Northeast Mpls: 4-7 p.m.
- The boys from Crunch Wears No Pants will open at 4:30
- Lightning contest for charity (facing your fave Wolves beat writer)
- Jon Krawczynski Show at 5:30 with special guest Dane Moore
- Prizes
- Q&A
- Good times guaranteed

New The Missing Lynx‼️

@adukemn.bsky.social is joined by @tornadojally.bsky.social of @nopantscrunch.bsky.social to break down Thursday's Lynx loss, whether the game impacts Napheesa Collier's MVP chances, answer fan questions and much more!

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