kd trying the ol’ “bounce it off the other team” trick every time down, tari grabbing a quick nap on defense, lovely

famed rockets fan scott foster

(genuinely glad for the coverage) ah yes, i’ll just leave minneapolis and drive 18 minutes to get to brooklyn park

former minnesota ausa, i believe...admire the hell out of this

The founders wrote the 2nd Amendment for a reason: So you could hold a cool gun while you nod approvingly at what the government is doing.

“ski u mah row the boat fuck ice”

say what you will, but goo goo dolls are giving a great performance of a great song goddammit!!

lemme tell you something that absolutely blew my gotdamn mind. when the youngins said they don't check out of a hotel, they just pack their shit and leave. 🥷🏿WHAT? The fuck you mean you JUST LEAVE? 🤯

need a gif of his eyes getting *huge* when he realizes he lost it

shoplifting is bad though

“HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW??”

sure was

it’s crazy that shohei is so good you pitch to mookie betts and freddie freeman like they’re afterthoughts

now pitching for the dodgers, number 61, mose schrute

this pitcher is one of the guys the astros traded to the marlins for moises alou, no?

god himself designed the infield and you’ll never convince me otherwise

say what you will about chas, this is *iconic*

i saw it in 2023, i swear to god!—same keen scouting eyes that had this guy as a star www.baseball-reference.com/players/m/mu...

i have mike lamb-type feelings about him

victor caratini is so good man

set everything else aside, “cooper hummel hit for chas mccormick” is a pretty bleak sentence

a man in a helmet with the words " this is the way " behind him ALT: a man in a helmet with the words " this is the way " behind him

1.e4 e5 2.nf3 nc6 3. nc3 nf6 4.a3

this is amazing

stepback long 2 the end of the shot clock, down by 6!

the slav defense was here *this whole time*!!?!

it’s their third best album, it goes in order, everybody knows that

this is crazy!!