Approximately age 10, still think about it every couple of months

I stopped playing organized basketball in the sixth grade because I had a coach like this. All we did in practice was run drills to pass his son. I was 6’1” and not allowed to shoot.

it’s a great day for transphobes to eat shit

social media post from the verified Cleveland Cavaliers account with a picture of James Harden and the text “be the **C**** diff”

They say that basketball is a game of runs

“wow you’re so morally superior and cool bro” like, yeah, I agree?

this the crowd the VP addressed when saying the Pope needs to be careful when he talks about theology. The JD Vance Humiliation Tour continues

The Entire "Here Comes The Pizza" Affair YouTube video by Paul Kafasis

I can’t believe I’m writing this, but today is one of the greatest moments in baseball history history. It’s the 19th anniversary of the Fenway Pizza Throw featuring Don Orsillo and the late Jerry Remy with a guy who wasted a piece of cheese pizza.

Indus Valley Civilization sucked me off??????

I hope every other scene is him being in the hospital for being too constipated

Had a dream that I saw a dead whale floating down the east river and got called a tourist for staring at it

“If you’re gay or transgender, I love you. And if anybody gives you shit, tell ‘em Charles said fuck you.”

I remember Mike Bibby having a very dumb name for his crew during his playing days and I absolutely cannot remember it

i am, effective immediately, opting out of the american century of humiliation. it will not apply to me. thank you!

An overconfident Team USA getting embarrassed by a much smaller country in front of a global audience is their last and most beautiful tribute to the American military yet

No government will ever convince me this man is my enemy

Maxxed??

I spent most of my 20s wearing shoes that didn’t fit and it was because I badly needed to be on antidepressants

I’m coming down with the sickness again (wanting to buy one of those €1 rural Italian houses)

Screenshot of a headline that reads “FIFA to ‘monitor developments’ in Iran ahead of 2026 World Cup”. Subheadline “FIFA will “monitor developments” in Iran following the outbreak of military action by the United States -- the co-hosts of this summer's Men's World Cup -- against the Middle East nation”

thank god

Quitting my job to pursue my dream project: writing an adaptation of the Lord of the Rings books where the elves are over the top Italian stereotypes, and literally nothing else different

For those of you (esp. Louisville-area folks regardless of UofL connections, or university-affiliated folks anywhere) who kindly expressed interest in this petition effort, here it is—I would warmly welcome your support.

a little guy made out of air dry clay

highly recommended

Most of my classmates were women of color when I got my master’s in social work, if you’re wondering why chiropracty is a professional degree but social work isn’t

Watching the line go up until he’s got full on DSLs

lmbo at posting a Hunt for Red October quote repost and then seeing this. absolutely owned.

building a huge vault in svalbard to archive the semen of unfuckable men for all eternity