For those attending the White House Correspondents' Dinner this weekend, a small question:
When you're sitting there at your table, do you think it'll cross your mind that the guest of honor is actively covering up his role in a massive child sex trafficking operation?
Me to 3yo: What do you want for your birthday party theme?
3yo: “Poopoo & peepee theme! We can get apple juice for the pee, so a skeleton pees and you drink the skeleton pee but it’s okay because it’s juice”
Me: ..K I was thinking like “dinosaurs” but let’s put a pin in “piss fountain of the dead”
Blockage the blockade by a blockhead
Leaders have forgotten how to
Oils well that ends oil
The year is 2027. Hakeem Jeffries steps out of his nuclear bunker for the first time in almost a year in full hazmat gear. His fingertips are stained with graphite and marred by thousands of papercuts. In his hand he holds the most strongly worded letter ever written in all of history.
Happy fuckin’ military Easter
Happy Easter
He means it this time.
There you go @nytimes.com
It is impressive and telling that this post, which contains no specificity, identifies a future event with sufficient specificity that readers can readily recognize what that event will be.
To everyone celebrating Easter, Michelle and I wish you a joyful holiday filled with reminders of the enduring power of faith and hope.
An Easter message from the president which should really force the VP and the cabinet to invoke the 25th Amendment.
This is an actual post. This is not funny. This is beyond desperate. This is a deeply unwell man who doesn’t belong anywhere near the levers of power. Every member of his cabinet and Congress is complicit in not demanding his removal now.
The Russians helping Iran target US Airforce is really working out for them. I wonder if trump will give Russia some more leeway on their oil shipments.
Kompromat much?
The US Department of War Crimes.
I’m also guessing a surprise visit from a Flock of Seagulls
They're starting to turn on him in a way we've never seen before.
There needs to be a massive ongoing push towards 100% vote by mail in every state in the USA
"A White House spokeswoman called the protests 'Trump derangement therapy sessions.'"
The people I met at No Kings were sane and well-adjusted. The people suffering from Trump derangement syndrome are those who work for him, who bow to him, who slavishly praise him.
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His brain has been fully redacted
Paused MAD MEN while Ted Chaough’s partner was in the hospital and the HBO Max interstitial ad made it look like his dying wish was for a Whopper.
Is any org out there in the US working on a serious nationwide vote by mail initiative?
100% trackable and verifiable
No polling threats or baboonery
More participatory democracy
Can be done from home over a beer or bottle of wine
I also will not strike the Iranian energy sites for 10 days.
Thank you for your attention in this matter.
This has been the GOP's "starve-the-beast" scheme for nearly 50 years. Meanwhile, millions suffer and struggle to get ahead as the rich get richer. See the problem here?
Ok the video is ridiculous & the arrangement is an excuse for some fantastic harmonies but, read the comments
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It's about 90% "This song prevented me from killing myself" or "got me through my father dying of cancer"
Which is sort of game, set and match no?
You could say that Rock n Roll was born 111 years ago today in Arkansas, but probably not where you'd think. Before there was a Chuck Berry or Little Richard, there was those who wanted to be like her.
Rosetta Nubin better known as Sister Rosetta Tharpe, the godmother of Rock was born on this day
“America First” sounds great until it turns into “America Alone.” If you spend years bullying allies and torching relationships because you think leadership means dominating people into submission, you can’t be shocked when the world shrugs and says, “handle your own war.”
