It greatly annoys me how many meetings don't start at their advertised time these days.
"We'll wait a few minutes for people to trickle in."
No, motherfucker, you scheduled this meeting for 11:00. You start it at 11:00. If you want to start it later, schedule it later!
Speaking Scots to your little to simulate not understanding words yet
Especially if you dream that you're using the toilet. It helps you condition your brain, bowels, and bladder for potty training so much that when you wake up, you won't even need to go at all!
"N-Not Overalls❌‼️"You begged as you were💨RUSHED💨out the door to run errands. "I⚠️REALLY⚠️need to go💦‼️BAD⚠️😭‼️"
"❌NO TIME❌for that OR changes💢We're⏰LATE⏰We need to GO🏃⬅️NOW‼️💢"
So...You did💨💦🍼
Finished Reward for @paddednlazy.bsky.social ~!🐾♨️
#ABDL #Diaper #DiaperFur #Furry #DiaperArt #AgePlay #BabyFur
I always love seeing the little babyfur VR avatars and then the voice of a full grown man comes out of it. Very cute, makes me laugh
Reminder that if you have to go potty in a dream, you should just go. It has no effect on what you do irl and will be totally awesome
There's a reason we keep him in diapers, and it isn't only because he looks so good in them 😉
Couldn't even last till bedtime without wetting himself. Tsk, tsk...
But that's okay, wasn't like @red-light.ink was gonna make it through the night dry anyways, might as well just snuggle up with the little pantswetter and deal with changing the little tyke later. 💙✨
Something terrible has happened and my last few posts have attracted attention from the normiesphere. Idk what's happening, but to be clear:
Diapers diapers diapers I post about furries in diapers and how horny that makes me
Stay away from me you shits!
In this day of cheap turbo'd inline 4s that drive like hot rods did 60 years ago, sedans should be having a golden age. Yet, here we are...
It kills me that so few car makers make sedans nowadays. I don't want a crossover, I don't want an SUV. I want a damn CAR. 😭
A pint-sized Suburban that drives like a pogo stick just isn't a car to me. A comfortable full-sized sedan with all the bells and whistles is what a car should be IMO
We haven't talked about what you can watch, so don't even think about looking at us~
Painting Commission for Noku
We are all believers in the Copernican principle, but I think that the Earth's moon being just far enough away for total (and annular!) solar eclipses to occur is genuinely remarkable. If we were in a community of interstellar intelligent life, it alone would make our planet a tourist attraction
I've got my geezer candy. I'm a happy man.
Either bots or normies have found my last post. I don't know which of those possibilities is scarier.
I accidentally heavily over caffeinated myself and it's a beautiful day hell yeah happy Wednesday
I haven't played a video game in like a decade
Who's this?
Opening up for a 2 character, simple background YCH! I’m doing 2 of these! $250 USD
First come first served, just comment down below that you would like to claim a slot.
Diaper design/state can be whatever you like, finished piece will be similar to my most recent pieces!
🧸
🎨 by @cookiebandit.bsky.social
"Oh, don't be coy. What are we, in pre-school?" my Mad Men-esque secretary asks from his work-from-home pillow fort in my living room, smell permeating.
a very small watercolor of a puppy plane and a puppy car playing in the road
they're playing :)
"Oh, don't be coy. What are we, in pre-school?" my Mad Men-esque secretary asks from his work-from-home pillow fort in my living room, smell permeating.
Better for diapers and powder, too. Need to keep my after-work obligations in mind
We should bring back briefcases. I fucking hate my backpack
Get mooned, idiot 🌚
I’ve had this doodle sitting in my folder for ages and I realised it would be fun to have my boy imagine his own lunar fly-by.
Also my new prismacolour palettes and pencils on procreate are fun 👌🏼
Beatles fans sound crazy anyway to the uninitiated because how can you say something like "bro 'the Continuing Story of Mr Gloopy' is some of the most profound songwriting since Mozart" and expect to be taken seriously
My crazy psycho Beatles take is that Harrison/Starkey was almost as formidable a songwriting partnership as Lennon/McCartney, especially at the end and in the solo years.
Octopus's Garden is the voice of god
Black and white tuxedo kitty has a silly smile, droopy bedroom eyes with a few sparks and bubbles around their head. Some red cups are sitting in the background and a bottle lies in the right foreground. Seems like this kitty has had a little too much to drink! They are wearing a shiny latex feel pink onesie with a shoulder shrug crop top that is a softer cotton feel in a slightly brighter shade of pink. Big bell collar around their neck. They are leaned up against the bed with a huge padded tushy on display. Tipsy Snoozie seems a little eager for more company~
So yeah I'm pretty proud of that recent photoshoot, so much that I got myself arted!
@cookiebandit.bsky.social did me sucha nice & poofy tipsy kitty 💖💘💝💕
It's time to go to the moon; and don't worry, pups got his space undies on!
🎨 By @dracky.bsky.social