Wait Europeans have daylight savings as well? What the hell for?

You before posting this

I find the idea that if nukes were to drop anytime soon, we would have a pretty decent balance of people clamoring to run away; and people sprinting towards the blast, pretty funny.

Im just gonna sit outside and enjoy one last look at the trees

I just saw a guy put 80$ worth of gas into a Toyota Tacoma

Huh

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Bustin one for you tonight homie

I wish those tipping tablets had a notes section so I could explain in detail why I'm not tipping a fucking self checkout machine.

A hug from my mom and 34 shots of whiskey would probably fix me

Got a new job that starts in a few weeks

Sorry everybody I've been really busy jerking off and fantasizing about murdering people with power

Mr.Soft you're my favorite woke creator

Thinking of buying a snake just so I can be a weird snake guy

Im back babey

Seeing these combatant lists will never not be funny to me.

The alt of my alt is my main

I wonder how many stick bugs I've accidentally turned into firewood over my lifetime

TOONTOWN

Calling my wife gay

Shitting cum

I don't really watch porn anymore but getting an "xvideos wrapped" would be hilarious

Render me Daddy

Remember kids: if you require a deity to justify your existence, your existence doesn't mean that much in the first place

Dawg I fuckin hate the internet. We should hard reset this bitch

Got plastered and loaded a bunch of mags the other night. I love being alive

Late night meditation

Dispatch my GOTY

"the black ops 7 campaign is so ass I can't believe we've started this far from reznov and Mason"

Dawg FUCK y'all CoD is a shitty AI slopfest now thanks to you fucktards throwing money at a fortnite ripoff just so you could be homelander with akimbo 12 gauges.

I miss Bo2 man

DISPATCH FINALE IS SO FUCKING GOOD OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU CHASE. FUCK SHROUD

BEAT HIS ASS

KILL THATS MF VISI

Dick Cheney is DEAD

Cause... Cause you're the dawg babey?