Merry Christmas!
I drove down to Rye, had fish and chips by the beach (the cold, overcast, blowing a gale beach), and then drove straight back to (bright, sunny but cold) Melbourne.
What is this collection of weather systems?!

Oooh trivia. I like trivia. Sign me up

Giddyup.
Also are there any gay things going on the next few days / nights?
I need to buy some amyl too

Hard enough driving around Melbourne without the constant distraction of eye candy making me nearly swerve lanes multiple times. Must locate a top stat!

I’m not going to say no to that offer…

Have successfully made it to Melbourne. My back hurts from the mattress that felt like it was mostly springs, no padding, in a cheap Wodonga Motel last night. Now to rest before becoming an absolute monster.

Leave & flights booked for Mardi Gras 2026.

Just have to sort out everything else!
Haven’t been since 2019. Fell out with the group I would go with in ‘21 and don’t have many single friends.

So may be a daunting solo MG attempting to meet new people.

Will show hole for alcohol alternatives.

Are there any Melbourne gays going to this that I can join? Maybe a sneaky pre drink, or just to dance around with? I need to procure some dance meds too if anyone knows people

2 more weeks of work to go for the year.
Can’t wait to jump in my car and head down to Melbourne for Christmas and New Years.

Last night / this morning

‘Can’t moan, eating’

Mind if I join in?

🥺👉👈

Have a little ass as a treat

Next minute

Dumptruck ass on Fat Cock Friday? Is that allowed? I’m not sure. Are we fine with this photo. Absofuckinglutely

I’ve got enough hole to go around

Disappearing trick

If you have a turn then everyone’s gonna want a ride!

Sign my holes up.
Hopefully there are some Adam nights over my Christmas/New Years visit

I need to get out more

Sorting out my playlist for tomorrows drive down to Sydney

🥵🥵🐷🕳️

I finally finished the kitschmas wreath. Which I bought the base and 90% of the decorations for last year. And then promptly put it all in a bag in the cupboard and didn’t touch it.

Just tag me next time

Update: rub one out inside me and sleep for another 4 hours

Need Friday to hurry up. Driving down to Sydney for Raydia on Saturday arvo. And some op shopping.
What do Sydney Gays™️ wear to a festival? Just a slutty Mardi Gras outfit? Can I borrow some abs and a big meaty cock?

100% factual image of me on the apps this morning

Thanks for showing us your noodle ;)

Happy Thursday