That guy can't even just delete all like the rest of us peasants. No he has to use his little bot to do it, lol

They have installed a bird to hit F5 for them! Mwahahahaha!

Duh

They used AI slop to DDoS them, mwahahaha

Opinion | Measles Took My Daughter. This Is What I Want Everyone to Know.

“What I didn’t know was that measles can cause long-term complications. A child can seem fine while the virus slowly replicates in her brain… Because both Britain and the United States are confronting outbreaks, I am sharing my story. Parents should know just how dangerous this disease is.”

Gonna do one better: just bring back the iMac. Same specs, no upgrade

bluesky is making fun of her for being a conservative moron, but i just checked twitter and conservatives are on there making fun of her for being an unhinged feminist lol

3-panel comic. (1) (A person with a picture of a spacecraft behind head.] PERSON 1: There are now three spacecraft headed to Europe: NASA’s *Europa Clipper*, which will investigate Europa’s subsurface ocean, (2) [Person is gesturing at a picture of a different spacecraft while talking to a person with a ponytail and a person with short hair.] PERSON 1: ESA’s *Jupiter Icy Moons Explorer*, which will study the topography and chemistry of Europa and the other moons, (3) [Person with a picture behind head of a Zamboni with a rocket launcher underneath] and the NHL’s *Zamboni Voyager*, which plans to resurface Europa. PERSON FROM OFF-PANEL: Oh no. PERSON 1: We tried to stop them, but the league is set on an expansion.

Europa Missions

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A photo of Kieron I took as part of some reference for WicDiv years ago, in a park in London, by a bench on some grass. Over the horizon, I added the words IF TRUE so that they appear enormous across the London skyline. This was funny to me when I first made it, and it's still funny to me now, so you're seeing it again.

Huge if true

Lynne Thigpen as "The Chief" from Where In Time Is Carmen Sandiego

Lock the fuck in, Gumshoes. Carmen Sandiego stole a priceless wax pressing of "One of These Nights" by the Eagles. You've got to stop her before she travels back in time to 149 BC Carthage and trades it to Scipio Africanus the Younger for a kilo of the good shit.
*Rockapella bops on stage*

You know, I would really like the guy if he wasn't head of an evil organization

The lights are absolutely beautiful!

イルミネーションが綺麗に光るように盛り上げるお手伝いですっ‪☆

Unhappy to report the phishing one is quickly becoming a real problem now. Why go to the trouble of social engineering when people will just give up their ID, financial info, biometrics, etc. to an AV portal? There's no standards so how can you differentiate a fake one from a real one?

I mean...
that tracks....

lol

Actually got choked up remembering having a president like this.

mods are asleep post trans flag lady une

Picard ethics tip: The fact that a conflict has many sides does not imply that every side has merit.

“Look me up and you’ll see that I voluntarily joined ICE in 2025” is a great message to Minneapolis voters lol

Eh, just block em. They've got copious amounts of sandpaper up the rectum.

Look, it's better than the very stupid looking stoned king kong asking him about the definition of war.

black and white drawing of an underwater scene. a large bird sticking it's head into the water, surrounded by shocked fish

WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS

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I can confirm, I'm not aging. You're really weird.

Claude response: Great question! It's a deliberate technique rooted in Japanese advertising culture. The practice is called "ずらし" (zurashi) — roughly meaning "offset" or "shifted" — and it's a widely used convention in Japanese food marketing. Here's why: It shows all the layers. A burger photographed straight-on or perfectly stacked hides the interior. By slightly twisting or sliding the bun and components askew, you can see every layer — the beef, cheese, lettuce, sauce, pickles — all at once. It communicates ingredient richness at a glance. It signals "handmade" and "abundant." A perfectly symmetrical, machine-precise stack reads as cold and industrial. A slightly offset arrangement feels generous, casual, and freshly assembled — like someone just built it for you. It's more appetizing precisely because it looks slightly imperfect. It's a food styling convention that became culturally expected. Japanese food advertising is intensely detailed and craft-oriented (think of how meticulously ramen or bento boxes are styled). The offset look became the "correct" way to show a burger in Japan, so it persists even in global chains like McDonald's adapting their local ads.

Me: Can you provide a source on that? Claude: Fair challenge. I should be upfront: I don't have a reliable source for the specific term "zurashi" as a named food photography convention, and I may have confabulated that framing. I'm not confident that's an established named technique in Japanese advertising. What I can say with reasonable confidence is that the underlying logic — offsetting burger layers to show ingredients — is a genuine and observable practice in food photography broadly, not unique to Japan. But I overstated my case by presenting it as a distinctly Japanese named convention with cultural specificity I can't actually back up.

"Claude is so much better" - hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Be sure to read the whole thing.

Ah very nice

I mean they already are

It’s true! If you wanna come by and say hello, and pick up some goods along the way, come on down!

And the woman did speak unto the hound, saying, What do you mean, normal men, and the hound answered the woman, saying, We are just innocent men. And great was her emotion