Bet you're wishing you could touch...too bad 🤭

My bookmarks are like
- recipe
- porno
- porno
- recipe
- porno
- recipe

Bet you're wishing you could touch...too bad 🤭

And as soon as you tell them it’s physically impossible to do all that in 1 minute they respond with “how much can you get done in 2 minutes?” 💀

Every year at my local Walmart the fruitcake gets completely sold out…what MONSTER is eating all that fruitcake????? 🤢

They be making the wrong people famous and the Hawk Tuah girl is proof of that 🤷🏽‍♀️

The fact that TikTok could be banned on January 19th is insane to me

They really hate seeing the people work together & learn how to improve their lives

Nick Fuentes getting charged with battery. Shitty Healthcare CEO gettin got. And I got Taco Bell today. Feels like Christmas came early 🫶🏽

For real, If I get another Ruby following me one more time I’m going to flip 😩

“I don’t want women running our country they’re too emotional and dramatic”

…men quite literally flip the fuck out when you try to put eyedrops in their eyes.

I love this idea 10/10 would attend

I got my lips tattooed a couple years back and they BLEW TF UP. It looked like lip filler gone horribly wrong 💀 they healed good thank god.

Yours look so good btw literally the perfect color 🩷

It’s “jump to recipe” season

Shoutout @bsky.app for ACTUALLY taking down accounts pushing CP and QUICK at that.

There’s SOME other apps out there who would just respond with “after reviewing this users account we found they did not break our policies” and suggest we just block them instead. I’m looking at you Elon Musty. 🤨

a cartoon character is standing on top of a brick building with the words the sky is falling below him ALT: a cartoon character is standing on top of a brick building with the words the sky is falling below him

Every time BlueSky is down can we all just yell “THE SKYLINE IS FALLING THE SKYLINE IS FALLING”

Women responding to other women shakin ass on Insta :

“WHOOOOOOORE 🫵🏽🫵🏽 YOU DON’T DESERVE SUNLIGHT, WAY TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS PROUD, YOU’RE GOING TO HELL THIS IS WHY MEN DON’T RESPECT US 👺”

On TikTok:

“Girl, forget my man, take ME”
“I have a man and 3 kids but it’s not that serious”
“Jaw DROPPED😮‍💨”

Thanks for the new vocal stim, Kenny boy

MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD

I don’t want a boyfriend, I want a henchman dammit

Would love if you could add @kiljoypromo ! 🖤

I see a couple of my moots following this account, be sure to block and report because it’s not the real Throne

bsky.app/profile/join...

we are getting two kinds of very annoying people here now, please don't be either: 1. big accounts who don't know enough about the news and don't ever admit to making an error even when the error is egregious and is repeatedly pointed out to them 2. people who are weird to sex workers

Having the big name domme I looked up to for the past 3 years be mean to me was not on my agenda this week 💀

‼️The BEST way to be supported & support others is Reposting ‼️

Ruining his whole life and then coming back to like his IG story once he finally heals 🤍

#womeninmalefields