as the original creator of this list i do NOT give you permission to use it in any material associated with the ‘liberal democrats’

Just walkmogged some waitcucks at a traffic light’s pedestrian crossing. Enjoy the cold, dears - I’ll be over here, fifteen steps ahead of you and in touch with my city’s heartbeat

That fighter jet slid off the aircraft carrier because its pussy was so wet. Also the fighter jet was a girl. Rest in power, queen

i love to run 10 miles for no reason and my calves look amazing

need to find someone to talk about ulysses with

got some new machines to make obnoxious noises with from my friends studio clearout

sometimes when i’m struggling with this book i wonder if i should put it down but then i come across such a perfectly crafted paragraph i know it’ll be worth it to get to the end

made bread it’s pretty mediocre tbh

oh okay babygirl is by the bodies bodies bodies director, no wonder it looks like it kinda sucks

that's the goal, i'm more addicted to nicotine than i ever was because i work from home and used to just sit at my desk vaping all day

currently quitting my juul by microdosing cigarettes (2-3 a day)

my most watched actor in 2023 was tobin bell bc i watched all the saw films when i had covid lmao

hey letterboxd where's my year in review? ur late ya bozos

STEM is so cool. Science is amazing. Kids should develop curiosity about how the universe works and proficiency in uncovering its secrets, so that they can most effectively optimize clickthrough rates on banner ads at the bottom of VC-funded website-apps.

said "shut the fuck up" out loud when i saw this

can't believe i genuinely enjoyed wicked

would suck to get shot for being evil

can’t believe i’ve been to 3 of the best gigs in years in the past few weeks but ML Buch in a church really tops it

i miss drinking tinnies in the park

accidentally swallowed some macroplastics biting off the shrink wrap on my juul pods

gonna start the most insufferable discourse of all time by referring to turnstile as tory hardcore

it is nice to have my og thps2 handle back

need to get a luddite tattoo

looking for 2000 of my closest friends (900 bots, 800 inactive accounts and 300 of the most annoying people in the world)

made my profile the same as on twitter but also probably will post this then nothing again for 3 months

i love to be normal and just act like a normal guy