play a practical joke on me and you’ll practically lose a friend.

They was blaming the girls calling em fast

Druski looks like Kandy Muse in that white woman drag

And get a running start while you at it

HOWLING

I had floor seats to see Mr. Knowles' wife at Renaissance and paid less. He don't even have a horse.

Not even her husband’s.

♥️♥️♥️

Y’all have lost whatever was left of your minds, omg.

"fly me out" is cancelled until further notice.

get ready to learn FaceTime, bby!!

I’m not flying for the foreseeable future.

Hey. Where’s Nancy Guthrie?

You gain nothing by being the best at suffering in silence

*opera and ballet devotees look directly at camera*

Michael B. Jordan in Sinners

Michael B. Jordan in Sinners

Michael B. Jordan has won Best Actor for ‘SINNERS’ at the Oscars.

See the full winners list: bit.ly/OscarWins26

a young boy is laughing with his mouth open in a striped shirt . ALT: a young boy is laughing with his mouth open in a striped shirt .

Whewwwwwwwwwwwwww LETS FAWKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Micheal B Jordannnnnnnnn #Oscars

I SCREAMED SO LOUD!!! #oscars Go Michael!

Wheeeewwww "every day I get to spend with you is better than the one before."

A HUSBAND!

"But thats illegal" is wasting everyone's time, regarding this administration.

who died and made jamal bryant king of the negroes?

This spring/summer I would like to:

- makeout in a bar
- makeout at a party
- get my butt touched with consent
- swim in as many bodies of water I can
- galavant
- shenanigan
- frolic
- various things I will not say right now

Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h ••• My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72

“I have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit

will be starting my own prediction market based solely upon the contents of this footage.

current positions include:

- anti-Black slur
- antisemitic slur
- listening to a Britney song
- sidechick appearance
- wearing a cape-out durag
- shitting himself

If they want me back they have to go fully Woke 2, sorry. Whole hog. I gotta be able to get an abortion there

i miss when TLC showed things like A Wedding Story/A Baby Story.

i'm a little tired of seeing formerly amish women going to a jcpenny and discovering black men for the first time.

we as Black people must represent at jury duty!

too many of #us are met with juries that are filled with people that dont look like us.

me, immediately after opening my eyes: