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Posts by Intellibear

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@intellibear.bsky.social in repose.

#YoureWelcome

2 days ago 269 19 6 0

Nope. That should be every day 😎

2 days ago 1 0 1 0

On your back in the wheelbarrow? Hell yeah!

3 days ago 2 0 2 0

Thanks! I’m working a week but May Day is a Euro holiday so I’m hoping to free up at least half of Friday. We will then split a second week between Munich and Zurich. It just sucks that May 1 marks the start of travel season so lodging prices nearly double just as work stops paying for it 🤣

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I will miss World Naked Gardening Day (5/2) again this year as we will be back in Prague. It’s just as well since the trees are trying to kill me.

Now you know so make plans and post pics 😎😈

Here are shots from 2022 when we were home for one as well as a song we can sing in our collective misery.

3 days ago 359 12 8 0
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It has been a long and eventful couple of months. It keeps coming but part of the fun was getting an updated MRI to check on an old back injury that’s catching up to me with age.

They made me change into scrubs so I took advantage of the situation.

I’m not a doctor but I play one in the shower. 😈

1 week ago 559 28 17 0

I make my own salted caramel-vanilla syrup. Perfect.

2 weeks ago 2 0 0 0

I don’t know what that means. 🤔

2 weeks ago 0 1 3 0
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What flavor latte do you want?

2 weeks ago 781 44 20 0

Fly the friendly skies 😈

3 weeks ago 4 0 0 0
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Please enjoy this 30 seconds of furry hot tub zen on your #FCF.

3 weeks ago 395 33 20 0
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🙊🤣

4 weeks ago 12 0 1 0

It wasn’t so see through until it was so stretched 🤣

1 month ago 3 0 1 0

One side may be a cup size larger than the other 🤣

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Someone asked for these 3 year old pics weeks ago and I have finally remembered to tie them neatly into a #TBT! It’s just me sporting a ridiculous, cheap, XXXXL singlet from our favorite dumping ground of cheap (+tariffs) China-made and China-sized goods 🙄

I still need a couple more X’s.

1 month ago 533 29 26 1
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Happy st patty’s day if you do that kinda thing. Yes I know it’s a four leafed clover and not a shamrock. Yes I found it myself.

1 month ago 697 42 16 1
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It’s weird. It’s loud. The air coming from the top of your head (out a vent there on the hose for whatever reason) catches the pillow and whistles/whooshes. You can cut off the air by pressing both sides of your face. Otherwise it’s comfortable and gets a decent enough seal even with the beard.

1 month ago 1 0 1 0
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Happy Friday! May your day be filled with all the fat cocks I can’t see right now because this dog doesn’t believe in personal space. And I’m obviously ok with that.

1 month ago 187 1 6 0

Stop doing that! Glad he’s on the way tho.

1 month ago 2 0 0 0

We will be there in September! Leave something for us to find. 😎

1 month ago 1 1 1 0

I was married to a gynoamerican for 17 years of my life. I’m assuming the one on the right is the monster here…? 🤔

1 month ago 3 0 1 0
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It’s a beautiful day to work outside! Yes I already was raking before and I’m parked with the dog for a few minutes. Don’t judge me.

Besides with this view of @intellibear.bsky.social who could blame me?

1 month ago 268 3 10 0
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How has no one noticed that Anthropic’s logo was created in 1973 by Kurt Vonnegut for Breakfast of Champions? 🤔

It’s rather perfect for the totality of AI.

1 month ago 48 3 3 0

Solidarity, brother! Mine has waken me many times between 3-5 am almost painfully throbbing.

1 month ago 10 0 1 0
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When @intellibear.bsky.social says it’s time to go to bed…

1 month ago 417 19 11 0

Because bots don’t swarm and share adult content. 😎

1 month ago 1 0 0 0
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In hindsight I should have used this one. Oh well have both. 🤣

1 month ago 473 15 13 0
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My fur halo is glowing. Happy Sunday!

1 month ago 355 4 8 0

The link is right in my profile.

2 months ago 0 0 0 0

Public? No. 😎

2 months ago 2 0 1 0