We have desk booking software, but still not enough desks, and I've been literally rejected from the system on busy days

Istanbul - Tiny Toons YouTube video by FilmwaysVTC

Oh i remember, how could i forget

They're ruining a perfectly good stereotype, come on New York WALK FASTER

I THOUGHT PEOPLE WOULD WALK FASTER IN THIS CITY

Kid with his 1st wife, but yeah it's barely plausible, just the most plausible of any of the theories

They've got enough multi-generational people staying in but even a lot of those are leaving, and new people coming in are few and far between. Tbh i think it'll fall apart after Miscavage dies, he's operating on an unhinged level that'll be hard to keep up

That's the only even remotely plausible alternate theory imo

Today's Scientology blog email is about Joanna Vargas, a facialist to the stars, but they've mostly been covering the construction they're trying to do at Saint Hill, much to the displeasure of the locals. They're destroying wetlands and hurting frogs now!!

Cruise is a true believer who's treated like a living god by the group, he's in it for the love of the game. Travolta tho, yeah this exactly

YES CROW FRIENDS i am immediately invested in this

Okay I'm not actually looking to solve this mystery, the confusion is absolutely more fun than the answer, but is it like you should refer to her as "daddy" or you should make a telephone call to her father?

Right now the one that came with my toddy cold brew setup, i also have a glass carafe for it to feel ~fancy~

IT MAKES SENSE more sense than credit scores do!!!!

Credit scores were invented in the 80s to regain control over women and minorities after we were able to get credit without a white dude co-signing in the 70s. I am not a crackpot.

2nd run of cold brew iced tea, this time with tea i enjoy drinking (hibiscus with strawberry), is a success and i am very excited about this new beverage development

Exact opposite energy of the time a Scientologist took over the Cult Awareness Network, we love to see it

I went to a fun weird 420 party show thing! I saw Sasha Colby do selections from Clue! I have a ringing headache and probably some temporary partial hearing loss!

Episode 102 The Good Girl Featuring Melissa Louise

Episode 103: Stunt Rock Featuring Justin Remer

Episode 104: Birdemic: Shock and Terror

Episode 105: Cocktail Featuring Bryan Quniby

We've got another month of bangers lined up her at YFBMP! We've got The Good Girl with @emoseal.bsky.social, Stunt Rock with Justin Remer, Birdemic: Shock and Terror, and Cocktail with @murderxbryan.bsky.social! Get psyched!

I'm really mad because now I want this.

We deserve this. For morale.

Lmao while I'm over here like "i hope my outfit is cool enough to not embarrass my very fashionable friend at an extremely cool event"

The grocery shopper who substituted my out of stock popcorn chicken with dino nuggets, you get it

I deeply respect and appreciate that nobody has spoiled anything about the "plot" or show itself, but i will say that last scene made me believe in the power of art and being absolutely fucking deranged in a way i never had before, i am moved and changed and more complete now

That show is why theater as a concept exists, it's what makes us divine beings, it's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen

What circle of capitalist hellscape is former tech mascots revived to sell weight loss drugs

There are more than a few shows I've gotten into and really enjoyed thanks to watching clips while mindlessly scrolling Instagram, tonight's is The Girlfriend which is very well done and a RIDE

A cheesesteak because i deserve it

Double Sandwich Friday, may we all be so blessed

In general I'm pretty embarrassed to be an American, but explaining our train system to a German colleague definitely enhanced that feeling

Nah, i just hope someone gets my message in a bottle

Bacon, egg and cheese on an everything bagel

Early Edition Sandwich Friday brought to you by having to go into the offce today and Black Seed Bagles

"In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women..."