I despise Liverpool football club

One for @actualnames.bsky.social … Dr Buttery the baker

From the devil’s violinist to devil’s horns - why classical and heavy metal are a natural pairing With ear-splitting excess, flamboyant virtuosity and a talent for transgression, where classical music has led, metal has followed. Let’s hope the Philharmonia’s Metal Orchestrated concert turns it up to 11

From the devil’s violinist to devil’s horns - why classical and heavy metal are a natural pairing

Is being supported by the American rapist paedophile president a good thing? Orbàn didn’t seem to do so well with his endorsement… oh well 🥹

Four burners minimum requirement

Like an orange on a toothpick

As one of my mates put it - seeing the outrage from United fans is actually reassuring. It wasn’t long ago we’d just be happy with a draw and a decent performance.

You’re very welcome ☺️

It’s true

Gutted by Ratcliffe’s comments. Knew he was a useless old racist but it’s horrible that the name of Manchester United is associated with his crappy world view

Ffs… the shallowest of gene pools on display from a very bygone day.

The kids are confused as to why the washing machine picture made it in

Rio Ferdinand cares so much he had a nine month holiday and then held out on signing a new contract. Hope he treads on a plug

That was quite good fun

Saw a bloke touch the badge on the way to his seat last weekend…

Completely rewritten + updated.

The new RedNews OUT TOMORROW covers recent MUFC events. You've seen non Reds talk about it on tv, etc, now read what Utd fans have to say.

YOUR views. 8 pages of letters.

From 10am, top SMB Way, middle SMB Way, Salford Bridge, Hotel Football side.

I wrote about my new washing machine in this. Meanwhile, Amorim
was hung out to dry.

Do you ever miss town/didsbury?

Shouting into the void I know but in 2005 when they took over, many of us predicted irreparable damage and decline. This is on the Glazers, the mortgage, the debt and the bullshit of modern football.

We have to work in “till the American leaches are gone…”.
Or…”we might even start Fred the red”

A fat lad and Luke littler.

Taught him everything he knows

Sat down to write my piece for new @rednews.bsky.social - deadline is tomorrow. I’m more last minute than Macheda me 🙂

Fair… but so long as they sing kolo
And yaya when top class darts is happening in front of them then id have them burnt at the stake so

He was always going to turn heel… when you’re the best you take loads and he took loads of stick tonight.
I’m happy for him to give it back and he still treated his opponent with respect

Drew with Bournemouth - played alright. Moan.
Lost to Villa - played alright. Moan.
Beat Newcastle - played alright. Moan.
For a team we all expected to finish somewhere between 6-10 there sure is a collective fucking Mard going on.

A truck with a trailer filled with a large number of carrots and a spade which could be a potential murder weapon

There’s been a break in the case of the snowman massacre

A black and white cat called Sally sat in the branches of a decorated Christmas tree

A more gentle approach from
Sally this morning

I don’t think it’ll catch on like glory glory…