Thankfully, the Mariners preemptively served the 20 years of bad luck.

But Mina, the Mariners MUST be the Mariners in order to be the Mariners!

We're back! The Mariners are about to rattle of 15 of 18.

PSA: It's not a logjam if half the players aren't good

Who is the Jason Myers of the Seattle Mariners

"...if they don't win it's a shame! For it's one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen fourteen fifteen sixteen seventeen eighteen nineteen twenty twenty-one twenty-two twenty-three twenty-four twenty-five twenty-six twenty-seven twenty-eight twenty-nine thirty" (1/418)

Checking out the @fangraphs.com 2026 standings projections. The thing that really stands out to me is the Mariners have the 3rd highest World Series odds in baseball but they picked a season to do that when the Dodgers have the best odds at 27%!!!

Julian Love with the Lombardi trophy

Champions

The Seattle Seahawks are still Super Bowl champions.

Here you go.

I’ve been chuckling to myself thinking how many people, national media or otherwise, tried to gaslight us into thinking that game was going to be competitive last night.

Honestly gaslit me into thinking he caught the winning conversion for like two weeks.

The Seahawks went undefeated after this happened.

Whoa lol

THE HATERS SAID THE PATRIOTS COULDN'T DO IT. AND THEY WERE
CORRECT. HONESTLY GREAT CALL FROM THE HATERS

Go Hawks, get hype

This pregame show is so helpful for younger viewers. they probably don’t know the 49ers have won a Super Bowl before.

“Good distance but they looked like a moron with a death wish.”

“Wow so a perfect score”

Gosh darn

Can anyone confirm that if I have mlb.tv that I can watch the @mariners.com without blackouts? Or do you specifically have to pay for the mariners.tv to avoid the blackouts?

I thought it was clear until the team's recent announcement.

Jon Ryan has the highest passer rating of all-time in an NFC/AFC Championship Game. (It looks like Darnold’s performance is 6th.)

“This is incredibly disappointed but I think your time at Palantir has come to an end.”

“Nathan, it’s your boss. We need to talk about how much you care for others. Your face has been on TV. They’re calling you a hero. Explain yourself.”

The children on TikTok are going to unleash the sickest Seahawks edits over the next two weeks and I’m going to watch every single one of them.

I will create another account and sub again if he promises to keep doing it

Congrats to the Indiana Hoosiers, who have been trying for exactly two years. You’ve accomplished what a significantly richer man has been trying to accomplish at Oregon for like 3 decades.

They definitely couldn’t fly last night am I right

Damn you, Lane Kiffin