gonna give myself an iud with how much i hold my piss

fuck kermit.

i need to know what mama has to say

sza, betty white, coco (fosters home fif), manon, and an amish person (there has to be at least ONE tweaker)

a group of people are dancing in front of a sign that says orea on it ALT: a group of people are dancing in front of a sign that says orea on it

clocked: out
blunt: ready

a boy and a girl are standing in a hallway . the boy is wearing a red and blue striped shirt . ALT: a boy and a girl are standing in a hallway . the boy is wearing a red and blue striped shirt .

spoilers all over my timeline rn i need to get off this app

a woman in a bikini is sitting by a pool holding a glass of wine and smiling . ALT: a woman in a bikini is sitting by a pool holding a glass of wine and smiling .

forget fcf it’s #fuckitupfriday

a woman in a yellow shirt is sitting in the back seat of a car with her hand on her head ALT: a woman in a yellow shirt is sitting in the back seat of a car with her hand on her head

took pictures at my old university and now i’m walking through campus just to feel something

two women are dancing in a parking lot in front of a fence ALT: two women are dancing in a parking lot in front of a fence

come on, jessica! come on, tori!!

straight men are obsessed with telling you they were in the military 10 years ago

feeling gay in kind of a tbsrpr way today

oh so you’re the birthday (baby shower) ???

Dr Abbot + Dr Robby —- all day. Till it’s like a hotdog in a hallway

How your email finds me 💙

and don’t come at me with five AND below… cause i’m gonna correct you bae

her actually looking really fun to play idk 🫣

a woman sitting at a table with her arms in the air . ALT: a woman sitting at a table with her arms in the air .

LIKEEE

Body Favors by Jae Stephens on Apple Music Song · 2024 · Duration 2:56

she put crack in this

one thing about you, you WILL be on vacation!

scrolling through bloomfs page in between sets for motivation

change is coming 👁️

two women are dancing in a parking lot in front of a fence ALT: two women are dancing in a parking lot in front of a fence

taste me, boy, and i’ll taste youuUu

Tokyo Toni Side Eye Meme GIF ALT: Tokyo Toni Side Eye Meme GIF

my straight friend’s boyfriend was asking about sniffles/grindr… watch this space

hollister clothes feel thick but also super thin… what’s up with that???

i don’t know anyone at the bar at 7pm… just #pondering

you’re at the bar at 7pm?? girl that’s like brunch

a woman is sitting in the stands of a stadium making a funny face . ALT: a woman is sitting in the stands of a stadium making a funny face .

i would never……

honestly it’s such a banger we need to bring her back

a woman is blowing a kiss at the camera while sitting on a bed . ALT: a woman is blowing a kiss at the camera while sitting on a bed .

you’d never bae

a woman is applying a cream to her face . ALT: a woman is applying a cream to her face .

tried to follow oomf on instagram and (i think) they said no but they still interact with me here