— bastard —
(this content ai generatedamundo)

still so fire

April 26th, 2024, Waverly, Nebraska

pats her back, tokyo style

can i get paid for eating chips and burping a lil bit after?
i’m so good at it

t’was for the best

you’re telling me a barn swallowed today?

Poor Sleep Linked To Gong Instrument’s Loud, Resonant Crash Can Be Disruptive

Poor Sleep Linked To Gong https://theonion.com/poor-sleep-linked-to-gong/

aubrey plaza

my impression of our president meeting the moment:
ahem
oh yeah!? well so is your face!

you guys better stop talking about my polite email replies to various scumbags and i mean it

newst newst newst
(so sorry)

things would be so much better if i couldn’t read

you need a new ring
a ring to rule them all

art!

correspondents? dining?
fuck is that

you know what would really keep bluski going dontcha

ugh sorry bb :/

don’t use water + baking soda
use dry baking soda, probably a boatload, but it’s cheap
layer on bottom and top
let sit in a dry place
baking soda should absorb the odor

so fuckin jelly

i recycled one of my old tweets
arrest me
no, harder

pouring out some marshmallow fluff
for my peeps

oh how i adore a good “geez louise”

remember when bane forced ppl
out on the ice
mmhmm

also a pinback lyric

They can make whatever bigoted law they dream up. No one can tell you who you are. Trans friends, I see you, I’m with you, so are millions of others.

the benefit to having so many morons around is i bet they can’t do the heimlich

they want to study your sexy moves

frankly i am livid!