being autistic is a super power that gets you slightly faster service at all of the 3 restaurants you visit

Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.

please don't tell me this zoomer chick on the tv commercial is about to pay her taxes over a non-https connection

TMZ headline Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Cut Penis off Raccoon

They're conveniently leaving out all the times he attached a penis to a raccoon

Yes, the Grink was there. I'm getting to that. He was on that island with me. And I wouldn't be alive to tell my story without him.

MELANIA: You want me. Out of nowheres. To remind every one. Of my best friend, and child sex monster. Jeffrey Epstein?? (squints evilly)

NATHAN FIELDER: (voice over) The First Lady loved my idea.

(fake) Tom Scott video thumbnail featuring 1973's The Wicker Man. "Can this ritual bring their apples back?" I will be blocking anyone who makes an "oh god the bees" reference, that is a different movie not worthy of discussion.

"The Scottish island of Summerisle, home of the best fruit in Britain. The first thing you notice? No churches. The farmers here practice a fascinating form of pre-Christian worship…and I just learned I'll be playing the lead role in their annual May Day festival. First stop: my costume fitting."

How much does the Tesla "ignoring right of way" package cost? It seems like they're almost all equipped with it

yeah man i'll circle back to you on that agenda item from yesterday's all hands in just a sec. our pedophile king just threatened to destroy a whole civilization

We gotta kill car dealerships specifically in the states. Just a pure force of evil. Aside from being weird archaic middle men they are a rock solid fundraising source for republicans.

Donald Trump due to your recent erratic statements and actions I believe you may be suffering from undiagnosed adhd and/or imposter syndrome. Please watch Bo Bornman "Inside" immediately !!!!!!!!!!

Neil LaByute: here's the wicker man... about how much I HATE WOMEN!! RRRGH!!

Wicker Man 1973: Let Us Sing You The Pussy Eating Song

the ending to "Cruis'n World" is fucking insane

Lightning Bolt - Dead Cowboy @ TAICOCLUB'14 YouTube video by DAX -Space Shower Digital Archives X-

Please rise for the national anthem

Frank Herbert's Dune

absolutely infuriated at having to see or hear anything having to do with the harry potter shit again. wallowed through a damn decade of that stupid british people crap. harry potter themed pub crawls and adults talking about "their comfort series" and here we are right back. we live in hell

Man impressed with Charlie Kirk’s charisma and intelligence dies playing sport popularized by retirees

You're the guy who filed a complaint about popups on my company's website who was later found to have enabled notifications from no less than 50 porno sites? We're still laughing about it years later so thank you for your service

Southland Tales is the only movie stupid enough to actually be prophetic about 2026

This maze was easy to get out of. you'd just move the mouse

Karl Urban Knausgård. is this anything

I was asked to give my thoughts on generative AI usage in games - here they are!

nigel farage tweet: The Bank of England is replacing Winston Churchill with a picture of a beaver on our bank notes. This is the definition of woke.

i, for one, am delighted that we finally have a definition of “woke”

remember when that cronenberg movie 'existenz' came out and it seemed like a fun and silly conceit for there to be freedom fighters taking on corporate conglomerates in an attempt to protect consensus reality from an ocean of digital hallucination

“Piracy is the most effective form of artistic distribution these days. So be it.”

-Werner Herzog on NPR just now 🔥

I give up, Claude is conscious. Ergo AI developers must face imprisonment or execution for performing medical experiments on their living slave.

Silent Hill themed drink menu

Tried to order a James Sunderland and the bartender smothered me with a pillow and threw me in the backseat of his car before driving into a lake

welcome to the WarnerParamount+ app, your home for every movie kathryn bigelow can pitch to the DoD. i'm your AI help bot, basedy. i'm not one of those woke chatbots. you wanna watch the sopranos again? i have a version that adjusted the volume level so the homophobia is louder than the rest

Kind of seems unfair to remote workers who got forced to return from office that the Iran War is getting run from Florida