hopefully me by 2027
Posts by Fartdick Supreme
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Mahjong Wizard
idk about any of this, i'm going to get some sour skittles
*walks off in the distance towards an endless sea of parking lots never to be seen again*
A standard looking N64 racing game. Several billboards read "California Speed." One billboard features ominous black writing on a plain white background, talking about God taking puppies and mommies away.
"SoMETIMES... God TAKES MOMMIES ANd PuPPIES AWAY... ANd SoMETIMES... JuST SoMETIMES... I do"
Generative AI placeholders could never come up with something like this unhinged banger that never got changed in N64's California Speed
ok ok.... Already Been Chewed News gets a pass here.
legit kinda miss this about living round those parts
took an edible and now there's a lizard on top of my monitors
dw they aren't actually killing each other. One wants to play, the other... well, she's a pussy! But she's a wonderful pussy. A fantastic pussy, people. Possibly one of the best pussies I've ever fucking seen. They both are. I don't play favorites, people. I don't!
youtu.be/uBYnza1Ta7E?...
Listening to this at 93 volume while trying to restrain my cats from killing each other
I was cooking with this party.
Turns out "The Scat Pack" was not a musical act! AAAaaaand I neeeeed a shower!
SQUAD
welcome to the club ๐
The gabagool gets the girl, I dont make the rules
Might stream tomorrow if seizure recovery is gucci. Might not stream tomorrow because Twitch is gay in a non-LGBTQIA+ way, and a run-by-gay-ass-billionaires way.
hey I'm back hope you guys haven't jacked off to too many animals with human genitalia while Ive been gone. Its okay if you have, not kink-shaming, but I'm not going to lie, I'm going to be a little disappointed if I see a bunch of big boobed horses and dogs instead of actual commentary!
Chris Pratt Cameo Review:
youtube.com/shorts/oO1f7...
i might not have the biggest cock, but it is the most ergonomic and adjustable dick i've seen. people are definitely optimizing their human well-being and overall system performance by choosing my penis.
www.tumblr.com/galaxy-gas/7...
www.youtube.com/shorts/gHqlx...
Link to the blog link of my youtube short explanation, and here's a couple pngs of the document that is also attached to the blog post.
Chris Pratt Cameo Review:
youtube.com/shorts/oO1f7...
less than ten trans women tried to play collegiate sports and now the car dealership class gets to crash the global economy and set up sweatshops in the midwest
www.twitch.tv/latenightham...
playing cruelty squad now
Hi bsky i dropped the ball and didn't @ you about me streaming today I think. but thanks for y'all who were here and supported it ;)
www.twitch.tv/latenighthamburgerman
I log on here and I don't look at anything but it feels so good to be fartdicksupreme
Yakuza 6 in an hour, 6PM EST: www.twitch.tv/latenighthamburgerman