Be Prepared or Go the Distance

You're going to end up with it thrown through your window with a threatening note

There's some kind of poop deck joke here

Want to get real fucked up, the blue part might not even be the Pokémon

Good

I'm so shocked Capcom would work with someone that they've worked with directly for at least the couple of years, probably longer

Been playing a bit of Tomodachi Life this morning, it's good

That's because it's impossible to eat potatoes while wearing pants

Pretty sure there's something about that in wedding vows

Have you considered chasing him around the house demanding to memorize his butthole

This is also me

We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon

They will not respect you though Kym

I think we should just hang out with the Fresno nightcrawler

That movie is so aggressively 80s that I don't think a parody could match the same vibe correctly

I just want you all to know, the cowards changed the name when they bought them out

How creepy of a doll are you wanting

Do you know how pissed he would be if he accidentally used cards from his actual deck

Gotta back you into a corner and unload my knowledge at you

Shouldn't it be "never meat your gyros"

Then the joke of "groomerang raid" will never die

They should probably change the whole "knew her since she was a baby" part too

Arcade Pit chat to @emilyaster.bsky.social

It keeps giving me shitty christian music singers

The joke is essentially thay ot was something they could do as filler since they didn't have to pay licensing rights. So you'd just get a random no context scene

The only joke that was decent was Conan's Walker Texas Ranger lever

That's a buddy

Good news though, Bluesky thinks you're speaking Polish now

That's what space heaters are for