Do not like

The internet was a mistake

I mean I’m still at work

Why not the Kevin calendar? It’s 10 months but there’s never a Friday the 13th and sometimes there are bonus Tuesdays.

Did his neck do the thing?

Reupping this.

A screen shot of a skeet from Merriam-Webster that reads - ‘SWIMS’ upside down is still ‘SWIMS’. With a reply that reads - if you love geometric fonts where this would be true so much then why don't you use them in your body copy? no? not readable? go FUCK yourself; dictionary. they should call you hypocrictionary

I’m sorry, but bluesky is THRIVING…

She is the best pure talent currently on the national stage.

Hey siri play fuck donald Trump

As is Otto’s existence

MY CLOSE PERSONAL FRIEND DOCTOR DARREL GROSS WOULD BE SO PROUD

You know he was in the shit

It’s one of the best jokes in cinema.

Foghorn Leghorn you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. They’ll kill you

Oh hell yes

It’s almost like people want to watch race cars that drive and look like race cars 🤷🏻‍♂️

SHOOT THIS SHIT INTO MY VEINS

@seankeeley.bsky.social “the octonion during the charity bowl” is something that popped into my brain just now.

Margo Martin @MargoMartin47 X.com Congratulations, Georgia Women's Tennis! The photo shows Trump and five white dudes in red ties standing in front of and completely blocking 10 young women

Priceless post from the official White House social media

It’s exactly the same inside. Assuming it has something to do with sals bird land

It’s sals sassy saloon now

May I politely request you have people choose Syracuse

When did Clinton Street pub stop being called Clinton street pub?

That’s smart

Just ask ChatGPT and move on bro my god

The Yankees weren't even the Yankees in 1908. They were the New York Highlanders until 1912.

Everytime I message Noah kahan on insta I call him dad. What do you think that means. Is it good? Do you think he likes it? I bet not. I’m gonna hang up and listen.

also I figure out it’s Cody Berlinger

LETS GO BOBCATS