An interesting proposition that I cannot confirm or deny 👍

Things are happening involving me right now that I really can't talk about. What kind of things? Can't say. Good or bad? Can't say. Why even post if I can't say ANYTHING about it? Oh, so you don't CARE that THINGS are happening with me? Nobody CARE about Jerry?? Yea bet u feel real bad now huh, ass!

JerryTerry Request Voting (April 2026) Last month, I took requests from my patrons of all tiers for works they'd like to see me cover or remix (this could be a specific song, or something wider like allowing me to pick from an album or eve...

Last month I took submissions from patrons for remix/cover requests (this could be a specific song, album, or even artist). After collecting a good handful of submissions, I'm now opening up public voting - I'll remix/cover the winning choice and release it on YT!
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

you might be living in a Black Mirror episode where you realize someone is making a series of Minecraft Parodies based on your entire life...

"Mr. Mineside" - A Minecraft Parody of The Killers' Mr. Brightside (Music Video) YouTube video by ThunderScott

I like this one more, if only for its blindingly-brilliant final lyric...
youtu.be/IvpY2JbbVMY?...

Different friends have different ways of saying they're going to miss you...

you've been so cruelly ignoring me for so so long and you come back just to rub Cooming Piglet salt into the wound 😭

I hate when the things I say in the past come back to haunt me 😩
(feat @virtualmoth.bsky.social)

helll yea!! thanks so much :)

figjtiny for my LIFE right now at tuis furry conv3ntion so mang c4reatures LOL

ehehehe you rule

of course :) tbh thats the only existing image of the character atm 😩 im workin on it!!

Olinguito!

I tried 😩
(the badge was an unexpected gift from @sludgemachine.bsky.social, absolutely came in clutch out of nowhere)

Rollin into Fur the More, Baltimore. My first ever convention like this, wish me luck (and feel free to say hi if u see me!)

There was a switch in there. That building is where they keep the controls to turn the American Sun on and off!

A sharp, grimy monolith is piercing the American skyline. Nobody will tell me what it is or what it's for. I suspect the people have architected a tool to poke an airhole through to the heavens so we may finally breathe!

Bustin into tha capitol

Ohhh you contemptible piece of shit. You disgusting little scumbag. You gormless fucking worm. Holding your little Cuck Cone, smiling your empty little grimace of vapid indifference. Putrid shitty little rat.
I've missed you!!!!!!

😬

BACK by POPULAR DEMAND. Missed it last time? Been up at night wracked with gut-wrenching FOMO?? Worry not, we're bringing back this beloved Limited Time Event RIGHT NOW!!

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yup, i'm something of a Space Cowboy myself...

yup, i'm something of a Hitman myself...

I recall John Flansburgh showed me his original demo for "Man it's So Loud in Here", i said to him "Man, the fans HATE it when you sing TMBG songs!! C'mon let the L-Man (that's wat i call John Linnell) take the wheel!" He was so embarrassed he never shared the demo ever again. That really happened!!

Little known fact, I was responsible for They Might Be Giants retooling "Man it's So Loud in Here" to its more electronic sound. I remember I said to John F: "you got this song about how everything's going disco, but it's just a rock song?? Why don't we juice it up!"

I was a precocious 7-year-old 😌

Yeah im excited for Dune 3. Dune 3 years in the joint for a crime i didn't commit. I was a patsy, a stooge caught in the rain. It's a fit-up I tell ya! Warden says I can get off in 2 if i behave, warden can go suck an egg. I ain't an apple-polisher, if I'm takin' the rap then I'm goin' down swingin!