perhaps the only way to fix the Mets is for Zohran to hug Mrs. Met

I love when tom cruise tells me it’s going to be a great year at the movies

I love watching batshit movies on tubi

Oh my Hacks family I have missed you

to me the pitt is a love letter to new york city – a town it lovingly accepts, warts and all. in a sense, new york is almost the show's main character

No War With Iran (UPDATED 4/7) ⭑ 5 Calls Updates April 7, 2026: Trump has openly threatened to obliterate “a whole civilization” if Iran does not agree to a deal. Given these repeated, …

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i think if you tweet "a whole civilization will die tonight" you shouldn't go to the hague, the hague should get to come to you

Bone-chilling rain son or tornado daughter

Episode title announced for 9x17 is I Got You Babe and I am expected to be normal about it? #ok #911OnABC

it is a truth universally acknowledged that a single team, in possession of a great rotation, must be in want of some fucking bullpen help

Hey there 👋🏻, it’s me, the new snack from Costco you loved. You will never see me again

Ok I meant Justin not Jason lol

“He’s tall, he’s slender, he’s athletic, and the fans love him” - amazingly this was TMac and not Kruk on the Phillies broadcast referencing Jason Crawford

People are writing in to the meteorologists asking when #911OnABC is coming back on LMFAOO

Down with the sickness in portage county

Lmao well I guess I’m watching a tornado on radar instead of feeling sick to my stomach watching #911OnABC

Tweet from dril: the crack of the bat. the scent of a verdant field. The excitement of the crowd. These are the things that piss base ball fans off the most

Opening Day! #GuardsBall

actually every team needs a bisexual jersey

well now I can't not see it

finally saw the secret agent and yeah it IS weird 2025's best pictures had two depictions of image obsessed glazed ham failtroop fascists

the feeling of finding A Deal is as core to the american identity as baseball or the constitution. when we lost our Deals to corporate optimization we lost our way. that's why i will give every american a universal 30% off coupon that has to be honored at any business on any one purchase or service

I am joining the war on Alan Reacher on the side of Alan Reacher

ipad using millennial erasure. we are the daywalkers who can bridge generations. with the power of ipad

Bridgerton doing the Francesca/Michaela season next….ok fine Netflix I’ll resubscribe

laminated flyer pushpinned to a community board. we see a photo of a coyote, and the text reads: HAVE YOU SEEN THIS DOG? [photo of a coyote] DUMMY THAT'S A COYOTE. OH MY GOD WHAT DO I DO???: —NO ACTION REQUIRED —IT IS WILDLIFE IN THE WILD (!) -HERE TO EAT DELICIOUS RODENT -LET HER COOK —NOT INTERESTED IN YOU, LOL GET OVER YOURSELF BABE;) —KEEP DOGS ON LEASH AND CATS INDOORS -(LIKE YOU SHOULD BE DOING ANYWAY) —YOTE IS A RESPECTED NEIGHBOR AND CRITTER CONTROL PROFESSIONAL

Seen tacked to a community board on my walk

Oneil Cruz mentioned! #ThePitt

I give Northeast Ohio: 5 big booms 💥💥💥💥💥

Michael (1996) as seen on a Jellyfin media server

Poob has it for you

(answering work cell) Bill Wonka.

Wagner Moura mayor of papa’s orchard