Posts by Walter
I get to the airport at the exact right time every time. Anyone arriving any earlier than me is a sap, anyone arriving any later is a reckless nut.
Thanks I hate it
He's that guy in online shooters touting his K/D while everyone is busy playing CTF and his team is losing.
There's a war on for your mind.
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420, time to get baked
...goods from the grocery store, to celebrate getting high
...marks on my annual performance review.
Can theaters block the hit?
But does the hit cause poison damage?
VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?
ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]
Meanwhile, in Tobleronistan
"...and they all lived happily ever after, the end."
See what life could be like for us all without posting? Cherish those moments
Hot take: most things are good for some stuff and not for other stuff, and sometimes it depends but sometimes it doesn't.
Do they think they can sideline a man who can teleport to Waffle House? You can't contain that man with mere earthly bonds and orders.
#ScatteredSmotheredCoveredTeleported
The real reason I play these is for that look my wife gives me when she finds my notebooks full of cryptographic scrawlings that look like something a mad hermit wrote.
[Tucker voice] Whatâs going on? What are we doing?
It really doesn't get much more hubristic than telling the pope he's wrong about Catholicism, actually
Incredible sequel. Edge of my seat!
Maybe my favorite game... ever? Certainly in the top 5. It's really something.
Was just reminded earlier of how much I enjoyed Tunic. We need more games like this with elaborate cipher decryption puzzles embedded into the broader game. Fez, Void Stranger, etc.
The creepy Trump-as-Jesus picture Trump posted to Truth Social on 12 April 2026.
"Supposing we hit the body with a tremendousâwhether it's ultraviolet or just very powerful light....Supposing you brought the light inside the body, which you can do either through the skin or in some other way....And then I see the disinfectant...by injection inside or almost a cleaning."
Headline on Hollywood Reporter that reads âPaddington 4, Escape From New York' Reboot in the Worksâ
I misread the headline as one movie and got very excited for a momentâŠ
Love to see it
Anecdotally, it feels to me like it's been common wisdom that "the economy sucks" since 2009, when it actually did, and people never really went back and revised that. Maybe it coinciding with the birth of social media contributed to that, like a memetic big bang moment that seeded the sentiment.
samuel beckett was born on this day 120 years ago. astonishing to think that if he had survived, and could run 100m in 9.57 seconds, he would be not only the oldest but also the fastest man in the world - together with his nobel prize for literature, an astonishing trifecta
i will vote for any candidate who offers up this slogan
Mmm, epic space battle Sunday
Viktor Orban accomplished so much of what the Trump movement wants to accomplish here
he ruled for 16 years and rewrote the rules in his favor
and still, they threw him out
and you know what? they did it by voting
donât let anyone tell you voting doesnât matter