Overheard the people working the deli talking about how amazing an album If You're Feeling Sinister is while shopping for groceries. The kids are alright.

Les Savy Fav (Live) - 1/31/08 YouTube video by Inflatable Conan

Here's a later Les Savy Fav live performance. Vote your conscience I guess, but more importantly, watch this.
youtu.be/P1q-ZbZrcGU?...

This Muse album is like if a Michael Bay movie picked up a guitar and decided it was a songwriter. How am I only on track six? This feels like I've been stuck listening to it for months.

Just raw dog that lettuce.

The entire movie could be called Indiana Jones Watches All His Plans Go To Shit While Punching Nazis.

I hereby give Spiritualized their official genre designation of Junkie Gospel.

What a fucking DINO.

Hanging out waiting to see if a dementia-addled toddler decides to commit war crimes. Sadly just having a normal one.

C.B. Buckner walking out to his spot to Fuckin' Up by Neil Young. The crowd cheers wildly.

Gonna give Cake a listen on principle, but probably gong Margo Guryan here, primarily because her album doesn't have any Cake songs on it.

Sir, Chekhov's marines have been deployed, sir!

Needmore songs.

My 36 Guided by Voices albums (and 4 box sets) are all necessary for my continued existence. Probably.

Beefed corn 'tis the season

Just gonna leave this here...

foodisstupid.substack.com/p/beefed-corn

I feel like the statement of Liquid Gold on Velveeta packaging may be slightly overselling the pasteurized prepared cheese product.

Baby steps. At this point I think the first move is to get the executive branch to acknowledge that the constitution exists.

The entire back half of a cat sticking out from the bed he is trying to hide under.

Cats are innate masters of stealth.

Fun fact: no one knows how you win a curling match, because one has never been completed.

Spanish-American war? Absolutely. Anglo-Zanzibar war? Definitely. Six Day War? Of course. It's right there in the name.

There have been whole-ass wars that were shorter than curling matches.

A screenshot of my phone saying I have 999+ unread texts.

I've reached the top.

ICE leaving our state is acceptable provided the agents are re-stationed to, in order:

1. Jail
2. Hell

Based on the fact that there are two guys on the sled, Mr. Luge also might have been working through something.

I'm presuming luge was named for a Mr. Luge, who died while creating the sport.

Try not to rub the ice too hard with your stick. If you rub the colors off, they won't be able to tell who won.

Don't get bored and wander away in the midfle of a match! They go on for a long time.

Have fun out there doing the curling!

Make sure to wear a sweater! Ice is cold, donchaknow?

If you slip, you could chip a tooth!

If I was a curling coach, all the advice I'd give would be about trying not to slip on the ice.