The standard soon-to-be sock puppet answer.

He won’t be.

I probably should have expected that.

For an unbreakable MLB record, check out the one for shutouts. And the gap between first and second place.

“Exaggeration, lie. Tomato, Tomahto.”

You left out The Expanse.

He was an excellent closer.

Future historians are gonna tear him a new one. Multiple times.

No bet.

The numbers do not add up to anywhere close to $1 billion.

“If you’re really The Doctor, where’s your fucking TARDIS?”

I think it works better if the last line is: “So softly it glows.” Should have thought about it for another couple of minutes before I posted.

The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension

“Wherever you go, there you are.”

More desperate flailing.

This one I really, really like.

Yesterday’s bread.

It’s a good start!

I described my very first attempt in a haiku:

The first time I baked,
more flour ended up on me
than in my bread dough.

Since then, I’ve gotten better. As will you.

Excellent news!

Happy birthday, youngster!

Two words: library card

So what’s the MLB record?

Let’s make this tonight’s #haiku

A luminous swirl
set against the black of space.
It glows so softly.

#haikupoetry
#micropoetry
#astronomy

Historians will rip him a new one.

Lots of following the money to do starting next year.

I don’t think Junior would lose Oklahoma to a good Dem candidate but every other state would absolutely be in play. Junior would lose the election by a record-setting landslide.

Near the bottom of the image, toward the right hand side. It’s the bright dot.

Serious shade being thrown

She’s pegged the “batshit crazy” meter.

How it turned out

And here’s how it turned out.

Giving himself the Medal of Honor would peg the meter for obsessive malignant narcissism.

Loved the MST3K version of the movie.