a screenshot of lebanne, a green haired woman in a maid costume, circling the bare skin between her shorts and stockings with the caption "what is the point of this? it's the only unprotected weak point. so jacinthe can touch her inner thigh?"

Riel’s in heaven lmfAO

Yeah I really need to get back to my doodle roots. Especially if I want to keep up my cosplay gimmick on my let's plays.

"What's an ape?"

Yeah I was hoping the story was co-op!

Aren't you tired of 🅱

Don't you want to
SQUID?

is going to care until their back is broken)

Tho also I feel I should add that while the $35/mo is relevant for games like Mario Kart or Splatoon 3, the selling point of this game is offline so it can be ignored without being disingenuous.

It should be $0!! I'm already blowing like $70 on internet! I don't need to be spending extra for literally no reason like Nintendo doesn't even have servers it's all peer to peer!

Like YEAH it's the lesser of three evils, but we never shoulda accepted this crap. (Tho like most things I know no one

Thank god it's a real game that doesn't technically require the internet.

Was worried after Pokopia.

I gotta have that box to shove in the hole but digital should always be cheaper like heck!

THE COMPONENT CABLES IS A REFFOROONI TO THE MUSTARD VS CATSUP VS MAYONAISE SPLATFEST!!!!!!!!!!

What do you mean that splatfest never happened? What zhe fuck?

I love how they have the "Mom's ruining my life" look, like they didn't want to get their ears lowered! Everything was great until you started the game!!!!

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Still sucks they got Cycloned but maybe like SA2 the gameplay will be so good you forget Tails used to be physically capable.

Adding in cost to internet access.

Oh yeah the new pokemon game was $100 for the full deal. So maybe that's it.

Well, Splatoon 3 was $140 or whatever so, not that? weird?

Well unless it's somehow a worse game and/or has paid DLC on top of base.

It's a Splatlands tradition

It's got 4P co-op so it's EXACTLY what I've been asking for.

Well, okay there's no gamepad so it's doomed to be mid, and I'll have to get a second console to play with my brother but basically exactly.

That'd be interesting.

Tho it'd have Sonic syndrome where who the fuck wants to be the main character ever when you can be Bigmen?

SPLATOON IN JULY

IT LOOKS SO AWESOME GIVE IT TO ME I LOVE YOU SHIVEEEER

I can't believe there's no 40th anniversary for Super Mario Bros.!

There's actually two versions, the one with Sonic on the box art is more high paced.

I've still yet to get the original version, covid then trump kinda ruined importing.

SO HERE I AM
DOING EVERYTHING I CAN
HOLDING ON TO WHAT I HAVE
PRETENDING I'M A POWER RANGER

This is a dance off. If you see this, repost with a dance gif or get eliminated.

is there a kart racer (thats easily accessible) with a built in track editor where i can prototype race track designs?

Yeah literally all I know about that stuff is you have to tune the laser and I only know that cuz it's supposed to be how you fix Gamecubes not reading disks (usually)

I guess optical drives are a pain, or rather abandoned media is =n=;

Everyone, help me remember. There was some open world sandbox game featured in a State of Play with an anime art style. You play as a cop or investigator, and you had a deputy who was a bunny girl or something. I can't remember its name and can't seem to find it in a search engine.

Yeah, instead of point A to B it's replay the same level 10 times, instead of the power-up system you have timed niche powers, instead of Luigi you get toll booths.

Like, it DEFINITELY isn't a Super Mario bros. game, but in 1996 it's just "Why does Mario suck now? Where's Luigi?"

oomfie now has colleagues

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