The Pied Piper but it’s Mort Garson’s Plantasia, and instead of German children it’s neurodivergents with our bug footage.

what if i fucking kill you

Oh I mean like, I come from a long line of people who know to fckn ask. Bubbies gunna curse me with five people calling me Ana Bogart this week, I can feel it

Im genuinely forever grateful you were open to doing this. Being able to offer folks in my community an opportunity to listen to and engage with the crucial (and sometimes mind bending) things you have to say meant a lot to me and my team. Thank you x 1000.

🫡 reporting for definitely mispronounced it and am Jewish so have no excuse

Happy 4/20 😂😂😂😂

Science Pub: The Edge of Space-Time Join Dr. Chanda Prescod-Weinstein at the McMenamins Mission Theater to learn about the fundamental nature of our universe. | Apr 20, 7-9 pm

Happy 4/20 we’re learning about theoretical physics today (sold out but some addtl tix at the door)

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Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue

Passed four flowering cherry trees humming so loudly that at first I thought it was the AC unit hanging out of a nearby apartment window. I’ve never heard a tree so full of bees before aside from an actual hive - and it was just as magical as you’d assume. We stood to watch and listen.

Tim Curry plays poker with John Goodman in his most iconic role.

Happy 80th birthday to Tim Curry, best known for his work on the fifth season of Roseanne.

Ah, an unseen loophole: he has pivoted to dogs.

I can only pray the guy in front of me doesn’t plan on talking about all the horse breeds collects the entire 7.5hr flight. If not for me, for two women next to him who cannot possibly give this much of a shit.

Currently peeing in the same building as the Danish king.

"Plus a Hollywood film is incapable of capturing the density & gravity of the themes while still remaining Stupid."

This is why I love games. I cried at the end of Final Fantasy X, a game where Underwater Pelé dismantles a death cult mega church and saves the world from his dad, a space whale

"have you tried clearing your cache"

Listen to me, if there is one thing I will never do, it is clear my cache. You're going to have to make it work without me doing that.

if a position of authority can be misused in this way, that position of authority should not exist. It's clearly not enough to simply change who is in that position, no more than praying that the next king be better than the last.

TIL the accent gets thicker as you go east. Halp.

Just saw an ad for an Atlantic article claiming the use of Ozempic etc is a Buddhist practice, actually.

If I didn’t need my phone it would be at the bottom of an Irish river collecting snails.

And now at a restaurant - my partner reached in his pocket for his phone and the waitress thought he was reaching for a gun.

growing up i always thought Toxic Shock Syndrome was gonna be a way bigger concern than it ever was tbh

Traveling abroad being from the states is wild right now. Why is our taxi driver asking if we know how to fire weapons. Sir I’m from Portland.

This

Truly. Once the prefrontal cortex comes in you’re pretty much out of the target demo.

2003 Honda accord baybeeeee 🔥🔥🔥

Truly a joy and a blessing and a little kiss from god

Was he who sired the three cubs back in ~2014? If so, watching him when he was introduced to them was really special (I worked on site).

Footage captured from passengers on an airliner above Florida, showing the exact moment the Artemis II mission lifts off.

Omg lookit him! Strugglin up that rock 🥹 I might need to put a Mort Garson track behind this

A Godzilla toy holds a shrimp as if to eat it. Above it are the words “Shrimp Whisperer AK.” Below it: “2026 Calendar,” and also “featuring shrimpzilla, the photo that started it all!”

I get to flip a calendar page today ☺️

Def my coffee of choice