weak aurua - my posts arent getting any likes cause my tweets are bad strong aura - i'm marge simpson i didn't make this one though but it's so damn good

Nothing but AI slop from this trash account

Blue 2, by Joan Miró, 1961

This is a brand new, mint-condition, still-in-box copy of the Mother 3 Deluxe box, signed by Shigesato Itoi. Special thanks to Reid Young, co-founder of Starmen.net and CEO of Fangamer, for furnishing this wonderful prize. The Mother 3 Deluxe Box contains: still-in-box copy of Mother 3 for the Game Boy Advance a limited edition Game Boy Micro with special Mother 3 branding a Franklin badge a black cloth carrying case

This is a handmade figure of Salsa from Mother 3. This figure is sculpted with Cosclay, Cernit polymer clay, and Sculpey Ultralight. It sits on a wooden base. This figure will be signed and dated. The figure's dimensions are approximately 4”x 4”x 2-3”. Figure sculpted by Camille Young, artist, designer, and contributor to the Fangamer Mother 3 Handbook. Pictures are in-progress images supplied by the artist.

This is a handmade figure of the Ultimate Chimera from Mother 3. This figure is sculpted with Cosclay, Cernit polymer clay, and Sculpey Ultralight. It sits on a wooden base. This figure will be signed and dated. The figure's dimensions are approximately 4”x 4”x 2-3”. You can press the button on the Ultimate Chimera... but it doesn’t do anything. Figure sculpted by Camille Young, artist, designer, and contributor to the Fangamer Mother 3 Handbook. Pictures are in-progress images supplied by the artist.

This is a handmade figure of the Mecha-Drago from Mother 3. This figure is sculpted with Cosclay, Cernit polymer clay, and Sculpey Ultralight. It sits on a wooden base. This figure will be signed and dated. The figure's dimensions are approximately 4”x 4”x 2-3”. Figure sculpted by Camille Young, artist, designer, and contributor to the Fangamer Mother 3 Handbook. Pictures are in-progress images supplied by the artist.

Raise money for the @wck.org with our charity auction, featuring items generously donated by @reidman.bsky.social and @meeellla.bsky.social. We have Reid's original MOTHER 3 Deluxe box signed by Itoi(!!) and hand-sculpted figures of Salsa, the Mecha-Drago, and Ultimate Chimera!

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The first panel shows a crow with the title "How to live a good life". The second panel shows a crow cawing at itself in the mirror with the subheading "Make friends". The next panel says "Explore" and shows a crow looking into a commercial waste bin. The next says "Try new things" with a crow eating something vile. The next one says "Be curious" and shows the crow grabbing a hissing cat's tail". The final frame says "Get a hobby" and shows the crow looking closely at a book of matches.

How To Live A Good Life #oldknees

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Me after the car I'm personally driving careens off a bridge and embeds itself nose first in a bog like a dart: I'm taking some responsibility

whenever the Jets are eliminated from or don't make the playoffs I always think there's a lot of good hockey being played and I'll watch it but I just never do. If you're not my team it's almost impossible for me to muster even half of one thin shit about making the effort to watch anyone else

cool sombrero alert at the unicity value village

thank you winnipeg jets under ideal conditions in 6 hours I should be dressed stupidly and screaming in a street, instead I will be at home moping around with my hands in my pockets dejectedly kicking a can around while sad tuba music plays

Screenshot of Joker and Batman from the Adam West Batman series surfing. Joker says "Cowabunga, Bat-Drip! As surfers go, it looks like you're all wet! Ahahaha!", to which Batman replies "Shut the fuck up! Fuck you!"

日差しの中で目を細めるミニチュアダックス。濃いピンクのシモクレンの花が顔の横にあり、風で耳の毛がやわらかく揺れています。

どあっぷ土曜日♪ˎˊ˗
シモクレンと、まぶしい犬。

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oh no

I Played 'The Boys Are Back in Town' on a Bar Jukebox Until I Got Kicked Out The boys were back in town, but I was out of the bar, because they asked me to leave.

on the 50th anniversary of the release of The Boys Are Back in Town I'm morally obligated to share my favorite story of all time

Things I apparently value: long term suffering & Canadianness
Basically anything below 5 can chomp an ass

1. Buffalo
2. Ottawa
3. Montreal
4. Edmonton
5. Minnesota
6. Philadelphia
7. Colorado
8. Pittsburgh
9. Anaheim
10. LA
11. Tampa
12. Boston
13. Carolina
14. Utah
15. Dallas
16. Vegas

oh that's fun, I love a good grudge list.

why does this account consistently post AI dogshit

I don't envy the poor in-game announcer who just had to try to rile up the crowd here during the 2nd intermission by screaming "JETS FANS, IT'S FAN APPRECIATION NIGHT, LET'S HEAR IT" mere moments after the #NHLJets fell behind 5-1.

I get how hockey players are competitive and always want to win, but what do they think when the best possible outcome for the team overall against a competing lottery team is to lose

Bonkus of the Conkus has been an intrusive phrase in my head for a solid four days now. it's partially because, obviously, very funny combination of words. the other reason is that Olive Oyl's reaction reads exactly like a Naomi Wolf tweet.

oldboy (2003)

just occured to me I think it'd be a very good goof to send a letter to all 32 teams telling them I'm declaring myself draft eligible, but that deadline is a little too close to rely on the post office

buying a suit on amazon seems like an absolute fool's errand but I don't know how I can resist the brand of WEEN CHARM

tailored by dean & gene themselves, I assume

ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.