I am so incredibly disappointed in Disney. It is a slap in the face to their artists and creatives (me), a watering down of their brand, anathema to Walt’s vision of the company, and a blatant give to the Tech Bros who brought the Streaming Wars. Bad call all around.

In THEORY, smoke alarm batteries an die at any hour of the day. In REALITY, they only die when you are deep in your REM cycle.

Better not, Ben. You better not! Unless Justin writes it in Italian. Then that’s just practice!

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My writing secret? PANIC. Sheer panic. I just let the panic build until my skin crawls with anxiety and the script shoots out of my fingers like lightning.

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Addressing climate change is not a “pass/fail” scenario. It is a process of mitigating severity that will happen in our lifetimes.

Saying “it’s over, do whatever you want” is both foolhardy and literally incorrect.

We can always make a difference — and will continue to do so.

I didn’t want to say “every other sentence” but we know that’s more real

A major part of writing is the “fiddle farting on the internet between scenes” part

Luckily the other exec in the room cleared it up on my behalf

Oof. Too real. Happened to me in a JOB INTERVIEW. And I couldn’t very well throw my former boss under the bus but I sure did argue against the issue every day in the room!!

SO PROUD OF YOU!!!! Congrats!!!

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BREAKING NEWS: The White House has begun the process of looking for a new secretary of defense, according to a U.S. official who was not authorized to speak publicly.

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I may be looking for work, but at least I can finally enjoy the song @madisonbateman.bsky.social and I wrote for Ashley Tisdale to sing! www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJTa...

We are the Dream Team 💪

Honestly so important!!

THE HOTTEST

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RIP Val Kilmer. Madmartigan was one of the first characters I truly fell in love with as a little kid, the kind of roguish hero you wish would find his way into your own life. In the words of Willow, “You are great!!!”

Val Kilmer (1959–2025)

Matlock is the spiritual successor to Suits. It’s got the same feel and similar in-world stakes with different personal stakes. I’m really really loving it!

He’s perfect

This is becoming a pet photo account and I have no regrets

It’s been a week and they are best friends already

Welcome to the family, Pickles! We adopted a 5 month old kitten and our dog is already obsessed.(Our older cat is not convinced yet)

YES! I’m glad we all thought it was very weird!

I thought a plane was crashing or landing on my house!

I grabbed Jellybean and was ready to run from danger! Jules did not even lift her head from a nap.

I’ve never HEARD an earthquake before but then again I’ve never been at the epicenter of an earthquake before.i literally thought “IS THAT A PLANE ABOVE MY HOUSE?!”

My staff room wraps tomorrow if anyone is looking for a staff writer, freelancer, or help in development!

Thanks Ben! I’ll Venmo you that $5 “endorsement fee” now! 😂