Bring what up? Nobody said anything!

They're wearing totally normal underwear!

<- Totally not wearing a bikini under their dress.

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❝I-I see... I'll keep that in mind. apologies.❞

Don't scare them like that, they were about to start crying!

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❝Oh- Oh shoot, is that offensive? Am I nyot supposed to say that? I'm sorry!❞

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❝My body is a machine that turns treats into hard work!❞

And shredded curtains. And naps, lots of naps.

❝Meow mrrp mrow nyah prrow mrorrw maow mrrrp.❞

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For this week's #seductivesunday, they're trying out this whole "subtlety" thing they've been learning about!

❝Sorry myaster, it's just so stuffy in here... You won't mind if I get comfortable, right?❞

. . . They probably need a few extra lessons.

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Plump, soft cat-butt.

That is all.

𝖲𝖢𝖱𝖤𝖠𝖬 𝖨𝖳 𝖥𝖮𝖱 𝖬𝖤 𝖡𝖠𝖡𝖸,
𝑳𝑰𝑲𝑬 𝒀𝑶𝑼'𝑹𝑬 𝑮𝑶𝑵𝑵𝑨 𝑫𝑰𝑬.ᐟ

🩷 & ⟳ !!

Oh dear, we can't have that!

Would she like a drink? A snack, perhaps?

... A hug, even?

He's playing a dangerous game...

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Look at this creature.

There isn't a thought in that head.

❝Uh... Meow?❞

• First impression: Intimidating...
• Would we fuck? If he wishes!
• How Rough? V e r y .
• Cuddles after? Absolutely.
• Would I date you? They'd love to!
• Would I kiss/slap/hug you? Hug, if he allows it!
• Raw or protection? Raw, if he'd like heirs-
• Should you post this, too? Yes!

Temp Pinned!!! These arts by me!

|| Why does that have to be the post that attracts all the non-rp accounts uuuuugh

It’s not stolen, I swear <3

• First impression
• Would we fuck?
• How Rough?
• Cuddles after? ⠀
• Would I date you?
• Would I kiss/slap/hug you?
• Raw or protection
• Should you post this, too?

♡ + ↻ + Pic

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Here comes another cat!!!

• First impression: He's adorable!
• Would we fuck?: yes!!
• How Rough?: Very!
• Cuddles after?: Yes! Non-negotiable.
• Would I date you? Sure!
• Would I kiss/slap/hug you? Kiss!
• Raw or protection Raw!
• Should you post this, too? Yes!!

• First impression: That eyepatch is so cool...
• Would we fuck?: If they'd like!
• How Rough?: Mildly
• Cuddles after? Yes. Purring included.
• Would I date you? Probably!
• Would I kiss/slap/hug you? Hug!
• Raw or protection Raw!
• Should you post this, too? Sure!

Please, forgive them! It had to be done!!

• First impression: Scary...
• Would we fuck?: PLEASE-
• How Rough?: Exceedingly so.
• Cuddles after?: Required, yes.
• Would I date you?: On the spot!
• Would I kiss/slap/hug you?: Hug!
• Raw or protection: Raw!!
• Should you post this, too?: YES!

Totally stolen!

♡

They do, in fact, suffer from zoomies.

Just don't be surprised when you find them on the ceiling at 2 in the morning.

Nyah!!

|| Finally home, I can start posting properly now.

❝Of course, myaster! I can't wait!❞

Their clawed hand came to rest on his, a bright, warm smile on their face.

The maid appears!!

Blink, blink.

❝Wha...❞

They're... So lost.