the worst part is so much of what’s available is counterfeit

An orangutan in a zoo habitat, wearing a green blanket around her shoulders to keep warm

Same, girl. @oregonzoo.bsky.social

Femdam

Picture of folded loose yardage of shiny, royal blue silk charmeuse on a white table, a cutting mat in the background

anybody know a sewist I can pay an hourly to remote monitor me as I try this dead simple pattern with silk? I have never been more intimidated by anything than I have been by this pricy charmeuse

what are you supposed to do if you don’t like your microblading anymore🥺

I just know it took you a decade to arrange those straps but worth it 🙌

you guys I went into a trance state and remembered my neopets username from 2001

the only thing currently playing in our house on repeat. everybody’s got something in their eye 🥹

This is the third sword I’ve seen this week, feeling left behind. Where is everyone copping their swords

the bangs are too cute on you

but hear me out: with harnesses??

😂 I imagined it was for the universalist church and you were out here doing weddings

is that a … pastor scarf? not sure if universalists call them sacraments.

Too much.

It’s called positive reinforcement ✨

This is the money Marge. Reskeet for good fortune. 💰

That is astonishingly helpful. Like, suspiciously thoughtful. it’s all so good, it feels like a honeypot for lefties. Waiting for it to poison my drink.

I forgot to alt text. “Photo of Rum’s son, a honey ham sized mushroom.”

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My son.

Pale freckled Redhead femdom looks into the camera from below, hypnosis trance hypno eyes. She is wearing black spaghetti strap lingerie dress. Wearing a nude lip and a sante muerte icon necklace.

Looks totally harmless.
What’s the worst that could happen?

www.rumdolor.com

The hold that Innersense has on the curly world needs to stop. It’s protein laden, obscenely expensive, coconut heavy mids & the routine they teach these hairdressers leaves my hair coated, crunchy, gooey - with curls exactly like I asked not to have. Another fucking scam.

what if we kissed inside the leftist echo chamber 🥺👉👈

(besides moo deng)

the Easter egg hunt for my old mutuals is the most delight I’ve felt on the internet in a long time

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@heatherjana.com

Already done, darlin, thank you!

I created a starter pack for Phone Dommes on NiteFlirt, SextPanther, etc so people can find us easier. If you'd like to be added please Re-post & comment below that you'd like be added.

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Love to be added!

This tableau is why this place is giving me hope