i've seen "it would really stick it to the devs if we left bsky" posts & no it wouldn't. they want this web site to be boring crypto idiots who cool their phones off in pools chatting with AI reply bots. instead they have to put up with us and that's deeply funny

I need all this stuff for the house to go through so I can unsubscribe from getting 50 emails from Zillow a day 😭😂😭

We’re about to leave in 5 min and my husband is just sitting here and good thing *I* remembered that he wants to bring a bunch of stuff that he’s now looking for… can you imagine if we did this on our way out the door????

Anyway if you wanna know why we’re late, this is why

I’m a hip hip lady like Martha Washington circa Dazed and Confused 😂😂😂

Me: I’m leaving work at 3 today.
Friend: why?
Me: think about today’s date and what you know about me.
Friend: ooooh ok. So not house hunting reasons?
Me: no, that’s why I’ll be in late on Wednesday 😂😂😂😂

(re)watching CSI and every time they say a serial killer has thc in their body like its a hard drug… hits different when I’m high while watching it 😂😂😂😂 you think the thc is what makes him a killer???

This 6 bedroom house bullshit is going to be the death of us.

I do not want to create an account or open a subscription I just want to buy a thing and never hear from you again why is this so hard.

Tha mall drag comment did it 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Oh yeah. That happened in ep 1 😂😂😂

They’re**** gnksjcksnfksnfkdfnkwncifns I’m so mad about that typo 😭😂

Is it the way I was throwing my body around in dance last night? Or because I tripped and fell backwards in the warehouse today? Or because I threw my body around dancing in my house tonight? Is that why my body hurts? Or is it because I’m 35???

E) all of the above

There cracking down more on us being safety compliant and like I have my steel toed boots…. But at least I wear a closed toe shoe EVERY DAY.

This new hire is out here in FLIP FLOPS.

FLIP. FLOPS.

AT A WAREHOUSE.

I bring a sort of Forbidden Vibe to InternalServerError that Rate Limit Exceeded don't really like

trying to post through it rn

Bluesky brags about using AI all over the place. AI is total trash garbage that causes things to fail basically all the time. But don't blame this Bluesky outage on AI, that is you being so ridiculous you might as well have pinned it on Black Magic. It's ridiculous you could even THINK it.

this is why huge pay discrepancies are nonsense, we all gotta do the dishes before we go home

Another reason why I won’t have kids… my sister texted about how my nephew don’t feel swell so he stayed home from pre k and my parents took him to a toy store and got him a donut.
Are you fucking kidding me????? Who are these people???? I’d fight my kid 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

omg what I never knew this about you

😂😂😂😂😂

Can’t tell if the maintenance man is still in my house or if he just left all the stuff in here????

i mean, it sure is curious that this only started after it became abundantly clear that this is a catastrophe, isn't it?

the idea that vance is anti-war and was a skeptic seems really to come exclusively from vance and is not borne out by anything else in his record as vice president so far

He really had to go from deep sleep at 12pm to awake immediately because I was putting food in his face 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Z: you hacked into my phone to order us breakfast while I slept???
Me: hacked is a strong word. We both know I know your password and your alarm woke me up.

😂😂😂😂

It’s particularly stunning when someone replies to you that they don’t believe x y and z women who have come forward about sexual violence and then you click their account and their bio says “women’s rights”

She’s a self obsessed, molester. She literally admitted to violating her sister and making up a racist ass narrative about OBJ because she’s insecure about being ugly. Pls get a hobby.

women were kept out of meetings and career opportunities at Pixar because John Lasseter was so much of a sex pest that people decided it was easier to simply not have them in the room with him

how many talented women didn’t get a fair chance because one guy couldn’t behave himself?

I'm going to point out that we spent a shit ton of taxpayer money on moderna and he's stealing it from us.

He’s got his dad’s energy for it though!

Seeing videos of my nephew playing soccer and I’m sorry to tell my BIL that his son is too much like auntie at soccer…. Taking walks and picking flowers and oh right there’s a game I’m supposed to be playing???? 😂😂😂😂

JUICY BITCH